Hey y’all! You know the saying once you go black you never go back, right? I can tell you that it is true. Some say size doesn’t matter, but anyone that says that is lying between their teeth. Lucky for this fiery, red headed siren everything is bigger in Texas most of the time. I guess I have been in paradise for so long I expect big and beefy sausages in the pants of every man I bring into my bedroom. However, most of the time recently I’ve been finding nothing but..tiny itty bitty wieners, and not the ones that taste so good in barbecue sauce.That is exactly the reason why I am such a size queen phone sex slut.
Those small things just won’t do it for me. If we are going to be honest here, I am not going to be that woman that lays in bed pretending I’m enjoying myself. I refuse to pretend anymore! All I can feel with that tiny chicklet of a dick you have is AIR! Any cock that comes near my heavenly body better be making me scream and stretch my pussy beyond its limits. I just can’t stand those losers that pretend to have meat when in reality they have nothing more than thin bones. Who wants that? Certainly not this size queen phone sex diva. Trust me. If you try to get away with anything smaller than what I expect I will be sure to make sure that I humiliate you until you cry. And don’t think I am above cuckolding you, either! I will have you on your knees begging to watch while I have my way with the new dark chocolate hottie from the bar down the road. I will be sure to find a real man with a huge cock to show you how it really should be done. Ya’ll vienna sausage losers are good for one thing, to use and throw away to the garbage. The point, I am looking for a nice piece of meat that will send me into an orgasmic bliss.
Unless you have what I need, bring your big meaty cock and call Heaven at 1 888 8 FREAKY.
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