Sitting in my pew I feel your eyes on me from up there in the pulpit. You talk about how “sinners need to repent” and “women should dress modestly”. I know you’re talking to me, but I know your secret, Pastor. I know you enjoy religious blasphemy phone sex.. You may be able to hide it from the other members of the congregation, but you can’t hide your inner nature from me.
I know my perky tits are so hard to resist, especially when I don’t dress “modestly”. Let’s be honest here, though, because I never do. It’s just not in this Asian slut’s inner nature to hide my body away under thick layers, and loose ill fitting clothes. I, of course, got yelled at all the time growing up. My teen years were spent being told to “cover up” or to go put more clothes on. I, of course, never do. Why should I cover up such a beautiful body? That would be just sinful!
Of course you have to fulfill your pastoral duties, and have a talk with me about my sinful, naughty behavior.We’ll be in your office, and I’ll sit just so my skirt slides up a bit, and shows more of my thigh. Don’t you preach against the sin of lust, Pastor? I can see your eyes trailing up my leg, and your breath keeps catching. I hope you realize I only go to church to tempt you, and to turn you to my sinning ways. The fact that you’re a man of the cloth just makes it that much better for me. You’re supposed to be above sinning like that, but you are human. Call 1-888-8-FREAKY, and ask for your religious blasphemy phone sex slut, Meeka. Let me be the one to quench those insatiable desires.