Phone Sex by the Numbers

freaky jade 

A bunch of my friends and I got to talking about how much sex you have to have in order to consider it a good sex life. Of course there was the quality above quantity argument. But eventually we all agreed that no matter how great the fucking is at the time you’re doing the fucking… if you’re not getting it often enough you still got a shitty sex life.

So that started the ‘how much is good, how little is bad, how much is great, how little sucks’ debate. We decided to start in the middle with “good”. We all agreed that once a week is good. But then there are those weeks when the lady half of the couple would rather BBQ and eat the guys head than let him touch her. So we figured 52 weeks in the year minus the 12 weeks that happen once a month when it just ain’t happening would be the good scale. So if you have sex between 40 and 52 times a year your sex life is “good”.

The we had to figure out how to set the other categories. We decided to stay with the 12 point spread since that’s the range in our original “good” category. We started by working down from good, figuring that those are the categories where most men would end up. That gave us 3 categories below good until we got to zero. Then, in the interest of balance, we decided to stick with 3 categories above good as well.

We know full well that a LOT of men are going to claim to be in the top category. We also know that 99.5% of those men are lying. Believe me when I say it, guys… the girls KNOW when you’re lying about your sexual exploits. So before you try to claim a spot in the top category, remember that we know better!

Anyway… here’s the sex life scale. It goes by how many times you fuck in a year.

0 – 15 = in need of medical help

16 – 27 = bad

28 – 39 = needs improvement

40 – 52 = good

53 – 64 = exceeds expectations

65 – 76 = great

77 and up = porn star

(Remember that women know when men lie about sex.)

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My Little Bitch Phone Sex

paigedomme

http://bp3.blogger.com/_F_PgK030lPc/SBcqmafFvAI/AAAAAAAAABk/Mit712S_qc4/s1600-h/73.jpgMy bitch came over to play with me this weekend. She was a hot lil thing. I was in the mood to be in total control and she would be my lil submissive bitch, even though she didn‘t know it. The night started off with fun girl things, we had pizza and watched a movie. After the movie I told her I had something fun planned for her. We went down into my basement and I told her I would love to tie her up and tease her a bit. She was all for it, but she didn’t know what I had in store for her *grinning*. I told her to slip her panties off before I tied her up.http://bp3.blogger.com/_F_PgK030lPc/SBcqvafFvBI/AAAAAAAAABs/dfqMr7O6KZU/s1600-h/72.jpg I attached her hands to the chains on my ceiling and then had a rope around her neck, running down and tying her knees together. I put up the ball gag and shoved it in her mouth. At this point my friend was rethinking this entire idea. But too late to change your mind now. I started playing with her tits, grabbing her nipples and then smacking them hard. Seeing her flinch was such a turn on. Then I reached around, lifted up that lil skirt and started smacking that sweet ass, leaving nice red hand print. I could see the marks welting up on her ass. She was squirming and moaning in pain. http://bp0.blogger.com/_F_PgK030lPc/SBcq4qfFvCI/AAAAAAAAAB0/MV1MUkRZZ4c/s1600-h/75.jpgOh my I was so fucking loving this, being in total control over someone. I decided I wanted a lil more then just the tying up and smacking. http://bp1.blogger.com/_F_PgK030lPc/SBcrF6fFvDI/AAAAAAAAAB8/Dz4JPSGdowk/s1600-h/79.jpgSo I untied her and attached a bamboo stick across her chest and attaching her arms to it. Then I took two more bamboo sticks and slide them behind her neck, crossing them and fastening them tightly. I took one leg and tied it up to one side of the poles, then proceeded to do the same with the other leg. Having her right where I want her I put on my strappy and lay her on her back. Fucking that tight lil cunt, pounding her harder and harder. Making my lil bitch, beg me for more and more, until she can’t take anymore. I let the lil bitch free from the sticks, but only to tie her up to again *grinning* to a pole in my basement. http://bp2.blogger.com/_F_PgK030lPc/SBcrQKfFvEI/AAAAAAAAACE/9HhgfLmv8iI/s1600-h/82.jpgOnce she was all secured, I held on to the chains hanging from the ceiling and shoved my cunt into her mouth. Pushing it hard making her suck and lick me, until my juices squirted all over her pretty lil face. She was a good lil bitch, I untied her and asked if she had as much fun as I did. She looked at me kind of strange, then she cracked a smile. I knew she was a submissive lil bitch, but she is my bitch.

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Hypno-Domination Phone Sex

Serena 

As the phone rings I take a deep breathe and answer, Hello this is Serena. The voice on the other end is a deep male sexy voice saying Hi, this is Sam and I want you to control me………..

Hello Sam I answer, Lets get started…

Take a deep breathe Sam and relax with me, let go of all those inhibitions and fears, letting me into your mind.  I want you to focus on my eyes as we talk, staring deep within me. Imagine that we are in a hospital and you are a successful Surgeon and I am your patient.

As you enter my room you see me in the bed, staring out the window, you come in and say Hello just need to check your vitals and the surgery spot for redness. You cross over to me and take my pulse and as you hold my wrist  you notice how hard my nipples are through my gown, you ask me to undo the buttons so you can listen to my heart and lungs. Reaching down you listen to my heart as your hand brushes across my nipple, as it hardens under your touch. Asking me to roll over  you lift up my night gown and see the redness as you start to touch it, I softly moan feeling your hands rub my ass. As you reach over you start to feel horny and your pants start to get tighter.You continue to stroke my ass as I moan louder sliding your finger into my wet pussy fingering my clit. Your so hard as you unzip your pants and position me on the bed, slowly entering me, thrusting deeper and deeper, feeling my walls tighten around you as we both explode. As you pull out of me, you zip your pants up and go to the door, smiling at me you continue to do your rounds….

Now, Sam I’m slowly going to wake you up and bring you back to reality, slowly open your eyes as you ear me directing you. When you wake up you will feel very satisfied and fulfilled, not quite sure why you feel this way……….

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Hot Dreamy Phone Sex

Marie 

hi,guys

im sweet and hot marie

im the girl,down the street you love to meet,im the girl at the beach thats laying in the sand.

im the girl in your hot tub with all the bubbles all over me.

im the girl of all your hot sexy wet dreams.

just dream about you and me getting so hot rubbing my body to your body. me teaseing you in all the right spots.i bet that makes you hot just thinking about it.

so if you like hot sexy hot talk call me

  sexyseductivemarie@yahoo.com

Strap on pleasure phone sex

Dallas 

Wow what a fun day it has been I have been pleasing alot of guys this morning with my strap on friend. It hasn’t gotten this much action in a long time and its loving it.

Keep on coming butt fucking lovers. I love sliding this bad boy on and making you get it all slippery wet with your hot mouth shoving your head on to my big rubber cock and making you choke on it. After I am done craving your mouth I bend your sissy ass over the table and ram it in nice and hard. Fucking yell out as I pound you, scream how much you love it. Take it like the good bitch you are, Spread those ass checks apart beg for every inch of it!!!

 Don’t even think about your pleasure , mine is the only pleasure that counts.  I am the only one to be satisfied here , you are my toy. I know you want to cum but it’s not going to happen, maybe after you hang up with me I’ll give you permission to cum, maybe  I will make you wait til you call me again , LOL what a loser you are you will call me back time and time again just for the idea or MAYBE getting the release you think you need. So laughable you are. I never had so much fun as when I am using you.

Make sure that you are a good lil bitch and are on your knees when you call me , even though it would be fun to punish you with my riding crop too if you disobey.


You know what to do to get more lil bitch !!!

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Domination Strap-on Phone Sex

MIA

As i’m having hot strap on play with my girl friend i’m thinking about a hot call that I did with you a few nights ago…..I get so hot when I think dominating you and putting on my strap on and having you dress up in my hot little red skirt and tight fitting top. Nothing turns me on more then seeing you dressed up in something that I would wear. Knowing how horny it makes you because you know what is about to happen. I came over to your house one night with a bag full of goodies and you didn’t have any idea what was about to happen. All you knew is that I was a very kinky girl who has a very aggressive dome side. When I walked through your door you saw how I was dressed. In my red and black checkered skirt and matching red top. You could see my perky little tits poke through and you could not take your eyes off of me. You had told me that you wanted to be dressed up in clothes that I wear and wanted me to make you my submissive little slut. So I put my bag down on the floor and gave you a naughty look as I told you I have come to make you my hot little fuck slut. As I opened up my bag your curious eyes tried to peek inside to see what I had in there. I told you I had a little plaid skirt and a slutty tight fitting top. You asked me what I was going to do with it. And I told you that I was going to put it on you. So I told you to get out of your clothes and get ready to put on what I had picked out for you. I could tell how excited you were getting by the way your cock was bulging in your pants. As you got dressed you looked at me as I took out out my strap on. And you started to lick you lips as I slid out of my skirt and top and put it on. I turned back around to see you dressed up for me. And I got so fucking hot that all I could think about is putting you down on your knees so you could wrap your hot slutty mouth around my strap on. You looked up at me looking so submissive and ready to do whatever I told you to do. I took my hands and put them in your head as I guided your mouth around my strap on. Hearing you as you sucked and slurped on it for me. Making it nice and wet. I got so turned on as your head bobbed up and down taking it deeper and deeper in your mouth. Just like a good little cock sucking slut should. Your tongue rolling up and down as your took your hands and wrapped around it. You looked up at me as your tongue started to make its way back up to the top and told me how much you got so hard and horny when you took it deep in your mouth. As you said that I told you to start to slowly stroke on your cock for me. You told me how hard you were and that you could feel precum start to drip out. I told you to suck on it more you little slut. I want you to gag on it for me. Show me how much you like taking my strap on in your hot mouth. You started to suck on it faster and faster as i took my hand and ran my finger tips through your hair. I told you to make it wet because I was ready to bend you over, raise up that skirt and feed your tight slutty ass my strap on. As you got back up I took you and pushed you up against the wall. Lifting up your skirt as I pulled your satin panties to the side. You looking back at me as I took the tip of the head and started to slowly tease your ass. I told you to beg me for my strap on like a good little whore. And you begged out “please mistress mia fuck me with your strap on.” I asked you how bad you wanted to feel it slide in your ass and you told me you wanted to feel it so bad that you could taste it and would do anything I asked of you. As you said that I told you I was ready to make you my little bitch. I started to tease your ass crack as I slid it in inch by inch. Feeling your tight ass grab on it as I put it in a little and then took it out. Every time I did that I could hear you beg me “please please fuck me with your strap on mistress mia.” I looked at you as I started to squeeze your ass cheeks and then slid it in deeper and deeper. Fucking that hot hole in and out. Hitting that g spot in your ass as I told you to start stroking your cock for me. Moving my hips round and round as I started to feed my strap on to you deeper and deeper. Hearing you moan out louder and louder as I called you my hot little fuck slut dressed in my slutty skirt and top. Pulling back on your shoulders as I slid it in and all the way out. Over and over again. You said “oh please make me your hot little cum whore” As I took my soft little hands and moved yours as I started to stroke your throbbing hard cock. Showing you just how a girl gets fucked when she’s dressed up in clothes like that. I said “are you ready to be my hot cum whore because i’m ready to take that hot sticky load” Fucking you faster and deeper, in and out, rolling my hips round and round. My soft hands moving from your tight ass to your cock and balls driving you wild. Then you begged me to cum. I asked you if those balls were filling up because I wanted to take every last drop of hot jizz that you had to give to me. And you told me you wanted to cum so bad that you could taste it. And I told you that’s exactly what you are going to do. I want you to cream up those panties just like a good little subbie slut should. And just as I said that you started to cream your panties. Over and over as you shot that hot jizz filling up those panties. Feeling my strap on fuck you faster and faster as you moaned and yelled out because it felt so damn good. Then you asked me if you could prove your sluttyness to me and asked how you could. And I told you to slide those satin panties off of your tight little ass and roll them around in your mouth and clean up all of that hot cum not leaving any for me to see. I watched you as you filled up your mouth waddling them round and round. Making sure to lick every last drop up of cum just like a good little slut. Mmmmmm such a hot little fuck toy you are. I can’t wait to make you my slut again. Want me to make you my little subbie slut? I’ve got the perfect thing to dress you in so why don’t you cum let me give it to you just how you want….

Tickle Freaky Phone Sex Fetish

Alyssa

I have a special guy who calls me and I love love love doing calls with him. He loves to act out tickle fetish fantasies with me. He tells me what the scenerio is to be for the call and we act it out. They fun part about it is that I am am usually in one of my other favorite roles as well, and that is being tied up and completely helpless. When I am helpless like this, my feet tied together always in sexy stockings and sexy high heels, and my hands are bound so that there is no chance of me getting away, he will slide my heels off and run his finger along the bottom of my foot and OMG makes me giggle uncontrolably. The calls are always so much fun and exciting and I just wish I could get more like them, where I get to be tickled and you get to hear me giggle. I am ticklish in my feet, under my knees, my sides, my tummy, under my arms, and on my neck under my ears. If you are into a girl giggling for you, please call me, use a feather on me that will really get me laughing, fingernails on my feet send me over the edge!!! I know that if you are into tickling a sexy girl like me that you will have some other fun things to use on me. *giggling* now thinking about your hot call. I am some fuzzy handcuffs you can cuff me up with on my hands and feet. I’ll me giggling for you soon 🙂 Alyssa

DOMINATION PHONE SEX!

Laura

I hear a knock at my door, and when I opened it I see my pet down on his knees, right where he likes to be. I make him crawl through my door, following me around like a puppy, begging for my attention. Turning around every now and then to pat his head and say, “good boy” .

I take him into my bedroom and put on his collar and leash. Tugging on it, pulling him closer to me. I make him stand up and take your clothes off. Looking him over and laughing for my own entertainment. I turn him around and start smacking his ass with the leather leash, across one cheek then the other, telling him to bark for me.

I lead him over to the bed and push him down on it, then I light my candle sitting by the bed. I take his hands and put them above his head, using the leash to tie them together, then attached them to the head board. I slowly lick down his arm, then I straddle him looking down. I take my tongue and lick up and down his face, telling him to say my name over and over.

Grinning at him, I get up and grab my candle that has been burning. I start at his nipples, slowly letting the hot wax drip on them, making him groan and flinch a bit. I look down at that pathetic cock and start laughing to myself.

My pet starts begging me to stop with the wax, I tell him we’ve only just begun and I slap him across the face. You don’t tell me what to do! I take my hand, grab that cock and I stroke it up and down, lick the head a little, mmmm he moans with pleasure (for now). I bring my candle up and pour the rest of the remaining wax all over his balls. My pet screams out in pain but only for a while, music to my ears. Watching him thrive and squirm, was making me wet.

I stood up and hovered over his head, again looking down at my pet, slowly lowering my cunt down over his face. Yelling at him to fuck me with his tongue!! Grabbing his hair and pulling him deeper into me. Grinding him into my pussy, faster and harder. I let his head go and drop my cunt completely on his face, smothering him. Beg for my juice! Beg me my pet! I can hear sounds of him mumbling under my pussy, as I squirt my sweet juice down his throat, making him drink every last drop. Such a good lil pet, I untied his hands and told him he may now stroke his pathetic cock as I go shower and I wanted him gone before I get back.

2 Girl Phone Sex

 Lisa and Brooke

My pet and I came home one night, to find a nice surprise on our bed. It was Foxx again, masturbating just enjoying herself, my pet and I watched until she noticed us. She invited me to come join her, I got down between her legs and started licking up and down that sweet slit, while my pet stroked his cock. My pet then got closer to Foxx, touching her lips with his hard cock, making her beg for that hard cock. I start sucking that clit and biting down on it (making her scream with pleasure), sliding two fingers up in that tight hole, grinding them in deep. My pet shoves his cock down her throat, making her gag, tears welling up in her eyes. My pet pulls his cock out her mouth as I ram my fingers in deep and bite down on that clit, hearing her screams of pleasure, and her juices poured out. Then Foxx gets on all fours and buries her face deep in my pussy. My pet stands over her, groping and touching her hot body. Grabbing her head and pushing that nasty lil how deeper in my cunt, grinding on that tongue, as I look into the eyes of my pet. Breathing harder, hips thrusting at her tongue, as I explode all over. My pet pulls out his cock. Foxx and I get down and start sucking and licking, cleaning off his cock. Then he bend Foxx over the bed as she goes down on me. My pet pounding her hard as she sucks and licks my clit. I feel myself getting ready to release, Foxx moaning louder, then we both let go, juices gushing. Mmmmm my pet pleases me so much and Foxx is so hot, can’t wait until we meet again.

1-888-8-Freaky ~ Lisa and Brooke

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Nakita

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