Oh my God! Not YOUR God – MY God!!! I’m referring to the Dark Lord Himself, Lucifer, of course, but have I ever been a naughty little succubus!!! I just LOVE every blasphemy phone sex call I get because each soul I deliver to Satan gets me closer to Him, deeper in His warm embrace, but if souls have specific value, then I have definitely earned my way into His inner circle. Why? Well, blasphemy phone sex with me isn’t just a bunch of “Hail Satan’s” – no, I have actual accomplishments in His name, and while some are so sinful and taboo that I cannot reveal them here, I do have one really big fish to discuss.
Fish. Just the thought of the symbol of Christ makes me want to laugh, but it’s even more delicious than that. I have hooked the ultimate soul for Satan – a current “Man of God.” Not just an ex-holy man…I mean, there are a few fallen angels who call for blasphemy phone sex, but this man is still standing at a pulpit every Sunday, preaching the word of God (lmfao) to his flock.
The big secret (shhh, don’t tell) – when he leads his congregation in prayer, guess which “Lord” he’s actually praying to. Yes – Satan himself. Satan is also the name he’s thinking of when he thanks his Lord for all of his blessings. I assure you, since he has changed teams, he has actually received blessings, and not bullshit platitudes about mysterious ways – he knows the truth now. He has picked from the tree of knowledge and bitten heartily into that fruit, and as a result he is now living out all of his fantasies. His sweet wife is now a wonton slut surrounded by and filled with her own succubus spirit, and the presence of the Devil in his cock has attracted the most delicious little side piece who cums to (in) his church office for “counseling” sessions every once in a while. She always leaves feeling better 😉
He has been chosen to do great things, and together, when he calls for blasphemy phone sex, we enjoy discussing all the new blessings in his life, and all the ways he is going to be using his fortunate position to serve The One True Master, Satan Himself!
Don’t be afraid…you know you want to know more. Dial 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Belladonna. True enlightenment is just a dispatcher away…