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How many inches? Did you say “almost four?” Oh, sweetie, we know exactly what that means. You’re really closer to three inches, but you need to give yourself a little extra so you can feel better.
Give it up. Nobody’s buying it. Not even at a discount.
Trust me, when you call and ask for Riley for small penis humiliation phone sex, you’re not going to get off easy. That’s ok – you’re used to that, right? I mean, a little dick like that is too busy drooping in shame because of its size. It has no idea how to stand up proudly, and I’m going to remind you of that until it tries to prove me wrong and twitch a little, dribbling that sad little micro stream of cum. I bet at least when that happens you don’t have a lot of cleaning up to do, like those guys with those huge dicks and balls have to worry about. It’s still no consolation – believe me, I’ll try and find an advantage to your size, but it will never add up to the amount of shame you have no choice but to feel in the empty space in your athletic cup. That’s what small penis humiliation phone sex is about.
Go ahead – gather up what courage you can muster and then call 1 888 8 FREAKY and let Ready Riley knock you back down in shame. Small penis humiliation phone sex is all you’ve got going for that little nub anyway 😉