What is it with guys who have the smallest dicks thinking they’re better then calling me for small penis humiliation phone sex? Just because your cock is smaller than half the heels in my closet doesn’t make you any better than everyone else. Call me today and we can talk about you and your excuse for a penis.
The other day, I had a guy, no lie, smaller then a French fry. I couldn’t help myself but laugh. What does he think he’s going to do with that? It sure isn’t going to please me! There’s no way anyone would ever feel it. So I threw a pair of my satin underwear at him and told him to put them on and cover his tiny little clitty. I didn’t want to keep looking at his tiny, toy sized penis. He’s such a girl! You could tell by the way he dressed and looked he was trying to make up for the fact that he was barely a man. One of those “I have a small dick so let’s take a ride in my Ferrari.” These guys are so predictable, and so easy to spot. They have it on their face that they have no penis, and might as well be wearing woman’s underwear. They might as well cover their pussy with satin so they’re comfortable. You small dick guys are just trying to cover up the fact that you aren’t bigger then pencil erasers. No one cares how fancy your shoes are, how big your house is. We all know you have a tiny cock that wouldn’t even fit in a condom!
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