So you’re a looner? You get turned on by balloons? I bet you grew up thinking you were weird, weird, weird! Ahh . . . but you aren’t so weird after all because, let me tell you, there are a lot of looners out there. I watched a show on YouTube about a looner. He was married and his wife did not mind his sexual interest in balloons, not even one little bit. She might have thought that he was less likely to cheat with another woman since he was so sexually turned on by balloons. Or that he would not run off with the balloons! He had a whole room devoted to balloons. I have a thing about balloons, too. In my mind, there are associated with birthday parties and cakes and making funny noises. Balloons are beautiful so why shouldn’t they be a sexual turn-on? I mean, they really are beautiful and usually in bright pretty colors. I like playing with balloons, feeling them and squeezing them and just watching them float without a care around a room.
Does blowing up a balloon turn you on? Does just having a balloon turn you on? Of course, one thing about balloons is that they sure as hell are fragile. You could say a balloon is more vulnerable than an un-kissed virgin on her first date. That virgin won’t go pop and disintegrate! But the balloon sure can! Have you ever felt kind of like a balloon murderer when you popped a balloon? The pop is so explosive, so shocking, kind of like . . . an orgasm, don’t you think? I know why some of you looners not only love balloons but love to pop balloons! You can pop balloons and be a balloon mass murderer! Maybe you want to blow your balloon up and keep it safe, protect it from ever getting popped. Yes, that is a feeling I’ve heard expressed, being turned on because you are the balloon protector. Call me and let’s talk looner fetish phone sex at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Trixi.