Y’all wanna know one of the main reasons I was excited about my divorce?!? To finally be rid of that pathetic excuse for a “dick”! Now, just because I got that baby worm out of my bedroom AND my house doesn’t mean he doesn’t try crawling back for more–how humiliating can you get? He can only date a woman long enough til his trousers drop, and I bet none of them know how hooked that man still is on me–big tits and degrading comments and all! I don’t hold back! And if you’re like my ex husband, sporting around a micropenis with no hopes of EVER pleasing a woman, I won’t hold back with you either during our small penis humiliation phone sex! But you’re gonna fuckin love every minute of it, I promise you that!
Hell, maybe we can even “sword fight” and I show you up when my CLIT wins! hahaha I’d love to record THAT video and post it all over my social media. You’d have your 15 minutes of fame all right! You and your dick-wannabe would go VIRAL! Now my juices are REALLY flowing….mentally AND down below! Nothing gets me off more! Your widdle baby penis would be like a little maggot, flopping around, desperate to stay afloat but drowning my milky, creamy cum. It would be a river of death for that “dick” of yours and it poured down my legs! Oh, here’s another video we can make to earn me more followers on Twitter and Tumblr— Horseshoes!
But instead, I’ll hand out my pinky rings to folks and see who can get them around your little dicky. I mean, even my pinky ring is being generous so surely SOMEONE can win! Oh man, our small penis humiliation phone sex is going to be a RIOT! You’re gonna walk away feeling even smaller than your own dick! Oooh, here’s an idea. I know men love a good striptease and a hot pole dancer! But what if your cock was the pole!? And guess who’d be the dancer? No, not me. I’d snap that thing in half! I’d have to train an ANT! At least they have enough legs to get a grip on your lil thing to try and spin around it! OMG, hilarious!
Let’s get this party started–email me at FrankieGetsThePartyStarted@gmail.com if you want to share your desires and ideas with me first before calling me up. I promise I’ll listen and take them seriously (even if I CAN’T take ALL of you seriously!) But call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Frankie.