If something is an inevitable part of life and it is also something embarrassing and terribly private, something that can cause a person to be a target of ridicule and endlessly razzed, isn’t it equally inevitable that it will be eroticized by some folks? That the secret thing, the embarrassing thing, will become a turn on that will get a lot of dicks nice and hard and throbbing, and lead them to jack off. And so it is with the fart fetish phone sex. You fear that sound but you also want to hear it, don’t you? You get turned on when you hear a woman fart. After all, we “ladies” are supposed to be so very delicate and refined and modestly restrained but a big loud stinky fart shows that we are made of flesh and blood — and flesh and gas!
Fart fetishist, you want to call and tell me you would like to have me make a big loud fart and aim the gas right in your face! You want me to fart in your face so you have to cough and choke on that foul awful stink that is worse than the smell of rotten eggs. You want to put your nose right in between my ass cheeks and — right then — you want me to loose a smelly fart right in your face! You know what is more? I absolutely love hearing you callers tell me how much you want to smell the stink of my farts. I want you to tell me you would rather smell the stink of my farts than to smell the most expensive perfume in the world or the most wonderful flower. I want to talk with anyone I possibly can about fart fetish. I know there are a hell of a lot of you out there and you want to call and keep on calling.
1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Sybil for fart fetish phone sex