If you’re looking for religious blasphemy phone sex, then who could better deliver than a Southern Baptist preacher’s daughter!? God, I am SO over it! (And I can just hear my the preacher now—“You just took the Lord’s name in vain! Go wash out your mouth with soap for 5 minutes lady!” I can STILL taste the soap from YEARS of doing that!) I grew up going to church for TWO services on Sundays, as if one wasn’t enough! AND Wednesday night dinners with nasty casseroles from lots of old ladies, plus all the old men constantly hitting on me. Running their hands through my hair, demanding I give them hugs that were WAY too long. You wanna know what? THE CHURCH CAN SUCK MY COCK!
And they can do that while I’M sucking YOURS! I remember one time when I snuck out and took the preachers keys to the church (he called them his “keys to the kingdom” –gag–) and had sex with my boyfriend at 3AM on a Sunday right on stage, on my back, my arms stretched behind me gripping the pulpit! HA! Then had to be back there only hours later in my “cute” dress, a smile plastered across my face. But during his preachin, the preacher stood right where my boyfriend shot his load all over the carpeted stage!!! And THAT brought a REAL smile across my face! Ahh, memories. I’d love to role-play and relive that with someone!
I ain’t worried about going to hell because of all my past fun OR my future religious blasphemy phone sex. Afterall, Rahab was a prostitute and God CHOSE HER! I bet the Bible left out the parts where women were chosen to do A LOT MORE than spread the gospel—more like spreading their legs for the disciples! OOOoooOOH, MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, AND JOHN!!! My eyes are rolling back just thinking about it! Pleeeeeease be a good little Christian and call me so I can make a disciple out of you!
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