Virgin phone sex! Doesn’t that three word phrase sound tantalizingly ambiguous? Not knowing for sure about things can make them all the more intriguing. What does virgin phone sex mean? It could mean you ask little old Sybil about how she lost her virginity. Or perhaps were should make that how she lost her virginiTIES as in when I first did fellatio on a fellow and when someone first performed cunnilingus on me and when I did it on another woman and when was the first time I got it up the ass and when was the first time I lost my vaginal virginity. You want to hear about how I got my proverbial cherry popped? I bet you do! I will be happy to tell you about it and take you through every single detail of the first time I “went all the way.”
Then again, maybe virgin phone sex means you telling me how YOU lost your various virginities! You might want to tell me about your first blow job and how you first went down on a woman or a man and the very first time you got laid. Heck, maybe you even want me to know how you have been able to turn the lives of various women upside down when you took their virginities! Maybe you want to let me know how many of them you got pregnant and how they have never been the same since you caused their bellies to swell up. I am all ears and I will listen to you tell me all that has happened because you are no longer a virgin. A lot of the girls and women who swear to be virgins until they get married are less likely than others to use contraceptives when they actually have sex so . . . you really and truly caused havoc when you took their virginities. Tell me all about it. Call Sybil at 1 888 8 FREAKY and let’s do virgin phone sex!