There’s nothing more fun to me than small penis humiliation, I just can’t help myself. Whats a girl to do? When guys try to pick you up they never tell you “yeah, my dick is really small bring a pair of tweazers and magnafine glass.” I mean how am I supposed to react with no warning whatsoever that the guy I thought was a man is sporting an enlarged clitoris between his legs? I’m going to bust a gut laughing of course and probably change his pronouns myself to she/her To be more fitting.
I know the little dick guys probably hate it but By now, I’m sure there are use to small penis humiliation. I mean they probably had to deal with it their whole lives. All these women passing them by and when you get lucky its because you get off on being humiliated for your tiny, nameless cock. Well if thats the case, just laugh it off, think about what would happen if it was bigger then a dollar bill. I bet you couldn’t do much with that. **read that with a sarcastic tone**
I guess small penis humiliation might seem mean but I always wonder what kind of things one could do in the bedroom with these micro cocks? Just in case I need them I keep red and white striped (size tiny) condoms that way at very least we can play wheres Waldo while searching for it amung his pubes. I even keep a first aid kit on hand incase mr little penis runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose. Life can be dangerous for a short dicked man my friends. In all seriousness though the band tlc tried to say it best when they sang “Don’t want no short dicked man”! haha
So, men, next time you feel like beating off take a minute to stop, look around and smile. There are some girls out there who love your little thing, despite the fact that every time they give you head they have to break out a microscope to find your penis. Oh the horror! lol. Thats funny right? I mean think about how it must feel when a girl finally goes down on you only to find out her eyesight isn’t as good as it used to be. I mean imagine the humiliation of her finding out her pleasure toy isn’t a phallic treasure chest afterall? Yeah that must be really humiliating….
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