Splish and splash and SPLOSH! Oh, how I love a good sploshing phone sex call! Maybe it appeals to the fact that this mid-30s age mother of a grown son still has a bit of the little kid in her that I like to talk about getting wet and messy and playing in the wet mess until the caller makes a mess on himself when he cums and I get wet in my pussy. One thing I have always liked is watching old movies where someone gets a pie in the face. In real life, I have played with pie in the face games in which I got the pie and in which I smashed the pie in someone else’s face. Have you pelted something with a cream pie? Have you been pelted with a cream pie?
I bet it got you turned on to play with that squishy cream and put it elsewhere! I love strawberry short cakes and make them as a dessert on special occasions for me and my husband. The whipped cream that tops a strawberry short cake can also be sprayed on my tits and belly and on another woman’s tits and belly or on a man’s chest and belly and we can rub it all over the body. I put strawberry jam on the tits of a cute female friend with benefits. Later I substituted blueberry jam and put it on my nipples for my husband. I like to put honey on my body and have my husband play with it and spread it on me while I put some honey on him. Nothing sweeter than honey — except a splashing scene that makes good use of honey! Whether you like what I have described or use something else, tell me all about your experiences in the wet and messy scene! Call me and we have an interesting and hot sploshing phone sex call.