You might not think that a girl of my age could be into size queen phone sex. But the truth is that the first cock I ever had inside me was a big one. Once you start with long, thick cocks, nothing else will do, you know? So, when you call me up and try to tell me that your 3 inch long pencil thin “dick” is enough to please me, all I’m going to do is laugh at you. And trust me when I say that it’s not just me who will be laughing at you. I really love sharing stories with my girlfriends about the losers with tiny cocks that I talk to. They’ll never know who you are, but they’ll know that there are men with so called dicks walking around thinking they could actually please someone. But once you call me, you will know for sure that you really can’t.
Sometimes in real life, I like to make men with small dicks come over to one of my Friday night ladies nights and hang out with me and my girlfriends. They’re just as mean as me and they usually aren’t happy until whoever we’re making fun of is crying his eyes out. And of course nobody is going to feel sorry for you. Why should we? It’s not our fault that you are lacking in the dick department. And we shouldn’t have to put up with it in any way other than laughing at it. So, if you’re ready to talk to a hot size queen phone sex Princess, make sure you get on the phone and give me a call. My name is Chloe, and you can reach me anytime you need to be laughed at by dialing 1 888 8 FREAKY. I’ll be waiting to ruin your day!