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Phone Sex by the Numbers

A bunch of my friends and I got to talking about how much sex you have to have in order to consider it a good sex life. Of course there was the quality above quantity argument. But eventually we all agreed that no matter how great the fucking is at the time you’re doing the fucking… if you’re not getting it often enough you still got a shitty sex life.

So that started the ‘how much is good, how little is bad, how much is great, how little sucks’ debate. We decided to start in the middle with “good”. We all agreed that once a week is good. But then there are those weeks when the lady half of the couple would rather BBQ and eat the guys head than let him touch her. So we figured 52 weeks in the year minus the 12 weeks that happen once a month when it just ain’t happening would be the good scale. So if you have sex between 40 and 52 times a year your sex life is “good”.

The we had to figure out how to set the other categories. We decided to stay with the 12 point spread since that’s the range in our original “good” category. We started by working down from good, figuring that those are the categories where most men would end up. That gave us 3 categories below good until we got to zero. Then, in the interest of balance, we decided to stick with 3 categories above good as well.

We know full well that a LOT of men are going to claim to be in the top category. We also know that 99.5% of those men are lying. Believe me when I say it, guys… the girls KNOW when you’re lying about your sexual exploits. So before you try to claim a spot in the top category, remember that we know better!

Anyway… here’s the sex life scale. It goes by how many times you fuck in a year.

0 – 15 = in need of medical help

16 – 27 = bad

28 – 39 = needs improvement

40 – 52 = good

53 – 64 = exceeds expectations

65 – 76 = great

77 and up = porn star

(Remember that women know when men lie about sex.)

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Barnyard Subby Freaky Phone Sex Fetish

You called me and told me to be ready in half a hour, that we was going for a ride and that I had better not keep you waiting even one second. I knew what would happen if I kept you waiting I would be whipped severally.
When you got here you tell me to get in the back seat of the car , lay in the seat and put the blindfold on. You handcuff me to the door , you know I am not going to go anywhere but this is all part of my humiliation and training that you have been conditioning me for. When you are in the back of a car and all blindfolded it really is hard to tell how far you are travelling, but I am telling you it seemed like forever before we stopped.
You undid the handcuffs from my wrists and told me to crawl out of the car, as I did I felt something large and heavy wrap around my neck. It was real course and scratchy, after getting used to the feel I could tell it was some heavy rope. You lead me by the rope, I couldn’t see where I was walking I had to trust your every move that you would not let me fall and get hurts, I did trust you I am your slave and you would not hurt me unless I did something to displease you.
I could tell when we entered the barn from the smell of the hay and all the smells that come from the animals that had been into the barn. You lead me a little further and then you told me to get on my knees . I dropped immediatly like a good obdient slave, waiting for your next commands.
You told me that I may take the blindfold off now, the barn was so big , bigger then I imagined, and you told me you had just bought the farm so that we can have a private place for you to enjoy me and that I better get used to the smell as this was going to be my home for the weekend, If I needed to use the bathroom , I would use the hay like the other animals, you wanted to see if was going to object to being treated like a animal . I was going to prove to you I was a good pet and that I would do as I was told, wether I liked it or not.
The weekend came and gone, I stayed in the barn in my own little stall, I sucked your cock when I was told to ,I licked your ass when I was told to , I presented my ass to you when you told me to. I showed you I was obdient and complying to any order you gave me.
As a reward when you took me home you said to be expecting something in my mail ,MMM I do love surprises as much as I love being a good lil slave pet.
Getting all excited as to what next weekend will take me . MMMMM

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My Little Bitch Phone Sex

My bitch came over to play with me this weekend. She was a hot lil thing. I was in the mood to be in total control and she would be my lil submissive bitch, even though she didn‘t know it. The night started off with fun girl things, we had pizza and watched a movie. After the movie I told her I had something fun planned for her. We went down into my basement and I told her I would love to tie her up and tease her a bit. She was all for it, but she didn’t know what I had in store for her *grinning*. I told her to slip her panties off before I tied her up. I attached her hands to the chains on my ceiling and then had a rope around her neck, running down and tying her knees together. I put up the ball gag and shoved it in her mouth. At this point my friend was rethinking this entire idea. But too late to change your mind now. I started playing with her tits, grabbing her nipples and then smacking them hard. Seeing her flinch was such a turn on. Then I reached around, lifted up that lil skirt and started smacking that sweet ass, leaving nice red hand print. I could see the marks welting up on her ass. She was squirming and moaning in pain. Oh my I was so fucking loving this, being in total control over someone. I decided I wanted a lil more then just the tying up and smacking. So I untied her and attached a bamboo stick across her chest and attaching her arms to it. Then I took two more bamboo sticks and slide them behind her neck, crossing them and fastening them tightly. I took one leg and tied it up to one side of the poles, then proceeded to do the same with the other leg. Having her right where I want her I put on my strappy and lay her on her back. Fucking that tight lil cunt, pounding her harder and harder. Making my lil bitch, beg me for more and more, until she can’t take anymore. I let the lil bitch free from the sticks, but only to tie her up to again *grinning* to a pole in my basement. Once she was all secured, I held on to the chains hanging from the ceiling and shoved my cunt into her mouth. Pushing it hard making her suck and lick me, until my juices squirted all over her pretty lil face. She was a good lil bitch, I untied her and asked if she had as much fun as I did. She looked at me kind of strange, then she cracked a smile. I knew she was a submissive lil bitch, but she is my bitch.

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Strap on pleasure phone sex

Wow what a fun day it has been I have been pleasing alot of guys this morning with my strap on friend. It hasn’t gotten this much action in a long time and its loving it.

Keep on coming butt fucking lovers. I love sliding this bad boy on and making you get it all slippery wet with your hot mouth shoving your head on to my big rubber cock and making you choke on it. After I am done craving your mouth I bend your sissy ass over the table and ram it in nice and hard. Fucking yell out as I pound you, scream how much you love it. Take it like the good bitch you are, Spread those ass checks apart beg for every inch of it!!!

Don’t even think about your pleasure , mine is the only pleasure that counts. I am the only one to be satisfied here , you are my toy. I know you want to cum but it’s not going to happen, maybe after you hang up with me I’ll give you permission to cum, maybe I will make you wait til you call me again , LOL what a loser you are you will call me back time and time again just for the idea or MAYBE getting the release you think you need. So laughable you are. I never had so much fun as when I am using you.

Make sure that you are a good lil bitch and are on your knees when you call me , even though it would be fun to punish you with my riding crop too if you disobey.

You know what to do to get more lil bitch !!!

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DOMINATION PHONE SEX!

I hear a knock at my door, and when I opened it I see my pet down on his knees, right where he likes to be. I make him crawl through my door, following me around like a puppy, begging for my attention. Turning around every now and then to pat his head and say, “good boy” .

I take him into my bedroom and put on his collar and leash. Tugging on it, pulling him closer to me. I make him stand up and take your clothes off. Looking him over and laughing for my own entertainment. I turn him around and start smacking his ass with the leather leash, across one cheek then the other, telling him to bark for me.

I lead him over to the bed and push him down on it, then I light my candle sitting by the bed. I take his hands and put them above his head, using the leash to tie them together, then attached them to the head board. I slowly lick down his arm, then I straddle him looking down. I take my tongue and lick up and down his face, telling him to say my name over and over.

Grinning at him, I get up and grab my candle that has been burning. I start at his nipples, slowly letting the hot wax drip on them, making him groan and flinch a bit. I look down at that pathetic cock and start laughing to myself.

My pet starts begging me to stop with the wax, I tell him we’ve only just begun and I slap him across the face. You don’t tell me what to do! I take my hand, grab that cock and I stroke it up and down, lick the head a little, mmmm he moans with pleasure (for now). I bring my candle up and pour the rest of the remaining wax all over his balls. My pet screams out in pain but only for a while, music to my ears. Watching him thrive and squirm, was making me wet.

I stood up and hovered over his head, again looking down at my pet, slowly lowering my cunt down over his face. Yelling at him to fuck me with his tongue!! Grabbing his hair and pulling him deeper into me. Grinding him into my pussy, faster and harder. I let his head go and drop my cunt completely on his face, smothering him. Beg for my juice! Beg me my pet! I can hear sounds of him mumbling under my pussy, as I squirt my sweet juice down his throat, making him drink every last drop. Such a good lil pet, I untied his hands and told him he may now stroke his pathetic cock as I go shower and I wanted him gone before I get back.

SUBMISSIVE PHONE SEX

I walked into the room. My friend had told me a couple of things about Dr. Love. It turned me on. Despite the fact that I was feeling quite the domme, I was prepared to yield to whatever the Dr. wanted. Little did I know what Dr. Love had in mind. When I arrived, I headed into a room that had a bed, and a chair with straps. It looked like one which you would find in a gynecologist’s office. I had a secret thing for my Dr., wanting to dominate him and make him finger me until I could pass a cumming exam. And then some. So, naturally, after hearing all of the things that my friend did with Dr. Love, I sat on the bed and suddenly removed my panties, leaving only my short dress and my black heels, that I loved to wear on special nights. Dr. Love then entered the room … slightly agitated. While he was very nice and cordial, I could sense an edge, something my friend didn’t tell me about. It turned me on a bit. Dr. Love said with a smile, “Paige.. very nice to meet you, What brings you hear today?” I proceed to tell Dr. Love that I has been very dominant lately. The guys loved it, I added, but I wanted to be a little more balanced. “You have come to the right place, then,” said Dr. Love, with a smile. “It’s time for your first treatment. Step to the chair.” I did as I was told. Removing my dress, I kept my heels on and proceeded to get into the examination chair. The Dr. had a big smile on his face, and a bandana in his hand. “You need to have an open mind today, Paige,” the Dr. said. “And trust me … you will like it a lot.” “So what do I need to do, Dr. Love?” I said. Dr. Love said, “Just lay back and enjoy, my dear,” adjusting his tie and reaching for something on the counter. Dr. Love then strapped me in, first my legs, then my arms. I was hesitatnt, but quickly cooperated. Then the bandana turned into a blindfold, covering my eyes and sparking a very wet feeling between my legs. The first item was a feather. Like a duster, the Dr. took the feather and tantalized me on every inch of my skin. The feeling moved me like no other before. Then, an ice cube made its way from my sweet red lips to my nipples, making them rise harder than ever. Then, the ice went down over my tummy, down to my hot spot making me squeal. “Shhhh,” Dr. Love said. “I demand quiet while I work!” That tone and phrase turned me back into the willing sub I had always dreamed of. My reward was licking the ice cube, while Dr. Love took his massive cock and traced the right side of my body. My breathing became very fast and heavy. At that point, the Dr. took the head of his cock and traced around my sweet juicy lips. I licked the head as it entered my mouth, then sucked on it while Dr. Love released my arms from the chair. “Do you want that somewhere else?” asked Dr. Love. “Yes doctor … fuck me!” I said. “You have to beg harder than that!” said Dr. Love “Please, Dr. Love … put that cock in my pussy so I can cum all over it, then lick all of my juices off, Please!!!!” Without hesitation, the Dr. then takes his cock and enters my wetness, sliding it in and out like a piston running in a engine. The speed and size forced me to cum hard and loud. “Please, Dr. Love, I want your cock in my mouth …May I please have it?” “Ahh,” said the Dr. upon hearing that phrase. “Turn your head.” I turned to the right, grabbing his throbbing cock and taking it in my mouth like it was the last one I would ever had. I sucked and licked so hard and fast that Dr. Love was smiling from ear to ear. He was holding back for all he was worth, waiting to shoot his medicine all over me. “Beg for my cum,” groaned Dr. Love . Then suddenly he pulls his cock out of my mouth, takes me from the chair, gags me, and places on the ground. My ass in the air, my face down. Dr. Love then comes up behind me and rams his big cock deep in my ass. Moaning loudly, feeling him split me with every stroke. Dr. Love shot a massive load of cum into my ass. Just as that happened, the door suddenly burst open. Dr. Love’s secretary could not keep them back from entering during the treatment. Both me and Dr. Love were shocked when the police entered the room. The blinds were left open. Needless to say, no one managed to get any work done at the office next door. After sharing a laugh, the police left without incident. As I went to leave, Dr. Love grabbed my hand. “You have more treatments to take before you are cured,” he said, looking deep into my eyes. “Yes, master … I will be back tomorrow,” I uttered. The Dr. chuckled, kissed me on the cheek,and walked me to the door. As I left, Dr. Love grabbed the panties off of the floor, and thought about just how much he was looking forward to his surprise for his newest patient.

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SUBMISSIVE PHONE SEX FETISH SLUT FOR YOU

WILL YOU TIE ME UP AND USE ME AS YOUR SLUT PLEASE? I AM A GOOD LITTLE SLUT AND DO WHAT IS ASKED OF ME. THE ONLY TIME I MIGHT ACT UP IS IF I WANT SOME HARDER PUNISHMENT FROM YOU. I LOVE TO BE TIED UP AND HAVE MY ASS SPANKED TIL IT IS HOT AND RED AND THEN YOU TAKING YOUR COCK SO BIG AND HARD AND SLAMMING IT INTO MY ASS SO TIGHT SO RED FROM YOUR HAND SLAPPING ME, MAKING IT HURT , MAKING ME FEEL THE PAIN!! YES MASTER I WORSHIP YOUR COCK YES MASTER PLEASE GIVE ME MORE I SCREAM FOR YOU AS YOU POUND ME. YES SIR I AM YOUR SLUT AND I AM MADE TO PLEASE YOU, TO WORSHIP YOU , TO CATER TO ALL YOUR WISHES. NO MASTER NO ONE IS SUPIEROR OVER YOU YOU ARE THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER FOR ME. THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING ME TO SERVE YOU. I WOULD BE NOTHING IF IT WAS NOT FOR YOU SIR. YES MASTER I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE WAITING FOR YOU ON MY HANDS AND KNEES AS YOU WISH WHEN YOU COME HOME. I AM HERE TO PLEASE YOU TO WORSHIP YOU TO SERVE YOU. I AM THE BEST SUBMISSIVE LITTLE WHORE FOR YOU. I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED AND I KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I LOVE YOU MASTER I LOVE MY PLACE WITH YOU. I AM YOUR SUBMISSIVE FREAKY PHONE SLUT. KISSES ALYSSA
1-888-8-Freaky ~ Alyssa

KINKY NAKITA~ROLE PLAY FETISH PHONE SEX!!

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Foot Stomping Fetish Phone Sex

I know I don’t really look the domme type but sometimes that’s the ones you have to look out for. I have one guy that I see on a steady basis and he is into something that I never really had gotten into before but I have learned to enjoy very much. See Jim told me he had a kinky fetish after we had had a couple of dates and asked me if I wanted to try it out. He asked me to come over one night wearing something skimpy and tight and also he wanted to have me wear my sexiest high heels I had. When I got there he told me what he wanted me to do to him. He wanted me to dominate him make him lay on the floor and mostly wanted me to call him a perverted pig and he wanted me to stomp on him with my feet. He had a camera set up as he wanted to see pictures of me stomping on his face and chest really grinding my heels into him , makeing him feel useless and not worth anything but a filthy piece of shit that I could just stomp away. WOW I was pretty blown away with his request but thought what the hell it had been a bad week and I could take out my frustrations on Jimmy boy. I got him on the floor whimpering and crying like a little baby making him feel so worthless calling him a pig and not worthy of touching me, not worthy to even think about getting undressed and showing me his nasty pathetic naked body. I felt so powerful ordering him around crushing him under my feet , leaving marks in his face with my high heel. I loved it. So now whenever I am haveing a bad day I just call up my lil stomping boy so I can get out my frustrations on him. I think I need to get some more pathetic losers to cower under my feet.. LOL this is so much fun.

1-888-8-Freaky ~ Cory