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GILF Phone Sex with Zoey

Let me take a moment to reintroduce myself. My name is Zoey, just a bit over 50. I’m a horny, retired, hot Italian momma that takes good care of herself. I’m not your typical older woman. I don’t sit around and knit while watching daytime talk shows. I have a craving to be as naughty as I can be after my youth was spent being very boring. I guess it could be said I’m a GILF gone wild, GILF phone sex is something I enjoy and I really do play and fuck myself. I love every minute of it.

I’m the woman that everyone likes to shop over for coffee, a chat, or even better yet a bite to eat. Now sometimes it’s my delicious cooking but sometimes they eat me. My husband is always on the road so that leaves lots of time to fuck his buddies, his old boss, neighbors, strangers I meet online in some of the groups I’m in. I had just last week a buddy from work cum with his wife. Get it cum… yes I fucked them both before my husband came home on our bed. I told you I was a horny old lady!

I’m a real-life nasty older woman. I will do all that stuff your wife, girlfriend, or even ex-wife refuses to do. Need an accomplice for your sex fantasy? I’m more than willing and love two-girl phone sex calls too. I love kinky, dirty role-play along with GILF Phone sex. Some of the roleplay I can write about here are: neighborhood slut, student /teacher, boss, and new employee, call girl, nurse, and doctor aka medical roleplay and so many others.

I have been the boss before I retired. I love to be the one in charge!! I love panty lovers who want to wear my used cum covered panties. Are you bi-curious… good because I would be happy to help you out. Would you like to explore while I wear one of my two strap on’s or would you rather have me bring over one of my male friends? I’m more than happy to the kinky Gran you need and always wanted.

If you are looking to slip your cock between a horny old lady’s thighs…… If you want a sloppy blowjob from the GILF next door…….. Or you need your sexual fantasy fulfilled in creative hot sizzling color…..

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Dirty Phone Sex with Olive

I am always in the mood for raunchy fun and right now I want some extra dirty phone sex. I’m the trailer park slut of your wet dreams and I’m ready to be the filthiest slut. I don’t know what other way to express to you other than by expressing that I am a non-judgmental whore that knows exactly how to make your cock spring up at attention. Look at this hot ass, doesn’t it make you want to peel my panties down and plunge your tongue deep into my asshole? I don’t blame you. I’m the kind of barely legal slut that makes all the perverts come running. Oh, don’t worry. I love dirty old men just as much as they like me!!

And what if I wanted to have some dirty phone sex rimming with your asshole too? I certainly hope you got a big old dick because I love worshipping all parts of a man with a cock thicker than a beer can. You think you know filthy? Well, I will lovingly explore your depths with my long tongue and then kiss you afterwards. *giggles* Oh you can’t back out now! I want it as nasty as can be. I want to know all your filthy secrets because it makes my shaved cunt all gooey. I want our dirty phone sex together to always be as wet and messy as possible. Is that too much to ask?

Let’s push limits together to keep it extra n-a-s-t-y. Have you ever had dirty phone sex that is so nasty you feel a little bit guilty from busting your nut after? *giggles* I want your cock twitching and constantly aching to be a filthy freak with me. I’ll keep all your secrets and turn you onto new fantasies you haven’t even thought of yet. I love draining your balls and making you squirt your load thinking of the freakiest shit possible!

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Taboo Phone Sex with Tranny Randi

I get calls from guys all the time who want to fuck a shemale, but when I ask why they haven’t, they always tell me that it’s still so taboo. So, it always turns into a really fun taboo phone sex call. I think that if two consenting adults want to get nasty, it shouldn’t matter what other people think, but sadly, to some people it does. I like humiliating those people. If a man calls me and tells me that nobody can ever find out that he likes tranny cock, then I like reminding him of all the ways someone could expose him. In our fantasy, I would tell his wife, friends, or even his boss. It’s always men who have respectable, high powered jobs who want to get that shemale dick. Can you imagine if the boss of one of those guys found out about his little secret?

Better yet, what if he’s the boss and all of his employees find out what a cock sucking faggot slut he is? I think that would be a hilarious role play. Humiliating, yes. But it would make me laugh so hard to fill him in on what all the guys in the office will think of him once they know he likes to suck cock. Hell, maybe they’ll even push him down on his knees in the break room for a quickie blow job. Are you one of these men who loves thinking about sucking tranny cock? Or maybe you’ve actually already done it. Maybe it’s time for you to call me so we can talk more in depth about how deep you’d like that big fat dick down your throat. Perhaps you’d like to bend over and take it in the ass. Either way, call me.

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Sploshing Phone Sex with Heidi

Yummy, yummy… in my tummy!! That’s how I feel about a lot of delish dishes, and the simple fact is that no matter how yummy something is, it’s even more delicious when it’s a part of a sploshing phone sex call! I mean, I LOVE licking the icing off a cupcake, but wouldn’t you rather I be licking it off your cock? Yeah, I would too. Even better if you want to lick it off me 😉

I mean, there are no limits with sploshing phone sex, aside from the limits of your taste buds. If you can eat it, you can eat if off of me. Or you can just enjoy rubbing it all over my body, letting your hands slip and slide through as I pour cans of creamed corn or tubs of tapioca pudding all over my breasts and pussy. I love the way it feels to have a man’s hands moving over every curve when they’re lubed up with sweet, slippery stuff! I’m dying to feel freshly made, warm vanilla pudding rubbed all over my pussy, and maybe even inside my enormous ass crack! I bet you’re picturing it now, aren’t you? Your hands creating abstract food art and my pale, Rubenesque body is your canvas!

You know a girl like me has an appetite, especially for sweets. Let’s wrestle in something that we can lick off each other – I vote for chocolate mousse! We can mix it with cherry pie filling and make Black Forest fun! Or how about peanut butter and jelly? Butterscotch pudding, or orange marmalade – it really doesn’t matter, because sploshing phone sex means we can come up with our own recipe for pleasure each time you call!

Well, tonight I’m feeling like I’d really love a banana split, with chocolate ice cream, marshmallow, whipped cream, and of course, we can’t forget the nuts! Yours…bring them to the ice cream sploshing phone sex party when you call 1 888 8 FREAKY – don’t forget to ask for Heidi because you have good taste…or is it because you taste good? XOXO

Strap On Phone Sex with Sierra

He was breathing intensely. I could tell how much he was enjoying what he was doing with himself. The real question is that do you think he was stroking his cock or doing something else? If you guessed the first choice then I would say no he was not. He had an eight-inch thick dildo up his warm tight hole. He was perfect for strap on phone sex. There was no denying how much he loved stretching his ass open either. I never had the chance to ask him if it had a suction cup. I could conclude that it did though. He was just riding it so intensely to not. I asked him if that was the only dildo that he had. He said, “No I have another one and it’s much thicker.”

It’s something about hearing a submissive male moan of passion that causes my hand to start exploring my body. When I close my eyes I can imagine the look on his face. He whispered out to me saying “Sierra it’s just so thick. It’s all the way in too.” By then my fingers were pumping my warm pussy. If he would have asked me to let him hear, it would have only taken me one second to drop the phone down so he could hear how juicy it was. You guys just love the sound of a slippery wet cunt don’t you?” I don’t know one single strap on phone sex slut who doesn’t. Not yet anyway. I told him to ride that fucker and do it faster. I told him just how deep I wanted it in his ass and how much to raise off of it. You can’t deny how good it feels when that big head slides in and makes your ass pop. The best way to slide it in is when it’s nice and slippery.

There are a few ways I know that could have gotten his dick even harder. One is if I grabbed my strap on and bent him over so he could be my bitch. He would have been so horny that you would think he was in heat from the pleasure of how I work my strap on cock. Do you think you can guess what would have been even better than taking my strap on? HMMMM I’m guessing yes. But there is no denying how hot a big tit mistress like myself is. Experienced women with strap on cocks who know how to work them have the ability to make you start pumping your cock right now. You would find yourself putting you in all sorts of positions. Not to mention how many times I can make you cum. Yes, that’s right. With my big tits, perfect round ass, sexy long legs, smooth pink pussy and dirty talking mouth that knows how to be raunchy will have your anal phone sex loving ass begging me to cum.

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Bi Curious Phone Sex with Kelly

Be honest, there’s more to you just liking watching another guy fuck me. I know it is. Why didn’t you ever tell me you had a bi-curious phone sex fantasy? I see you watching that cock slide in me and you get rock hard, but you also can’t take your eyes off the dick! And…I see you licking your lips babe. Do you think you’re brave enough to suck a dick? I can teach you. I don’t know why you hid your bi-curious phone sex fantasy from me for so long. You could have had a cock in your mouth ages ago! I did kind of suspect, you know. I mean the minute I slid a couple of fingers in your ass while I sucked your dick and balls, you clearly got really excited and you always blow such a big load when I do that.

I also always wondered if you were using my dildo when I am not home. Sometimes I’d come home and find it a little wet like it had been washed recently, or not exactly where I left it. I’ve noticed my lube disappears a lot faster than it used to also. All these little things are starting to add up. So I have an idea. I think we should invite a guy over to fuck me, and you should fluff him for me! I’ll be there to step you through it and guide you so you don’t have to be nervous. I have a feeling you’re going to love having a cock in your mouth. Maybe once you get used to sucking dick, you’ll be ready to let one fuck you in the ass. Let’s take your bi-curious phone sex fantasy all the way babe. I know it might be nerve-wracking at first, but once your cherry is popped, you’re going to want it all the time. And trust me, I would love to share a cock with you. You won’t ever have to hide your bi-curious phone sex fantasy again.

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CFNM Phone Sex with Miss Darcy

The other night I was watching one of those cheesy survival reality shows. You know the naked and afraid one where there are two people thrust into the wilderness someplace and told to survive naked. Isn’t modern television fun? At first, I was mildly disappointed that I could not see the guy’s genitals. I want to be able to compare the two men’s sizes to each other, but your girl Darcy has a fine imagination. Anyway, the show had a hard time holding my attention because I kept wondering what it would be like for these completely exposed people in the middle of nowhere if it were more like a luau party. My thoughts started to wander off about CFNM phone sex. CFNM is a clothed female, nude male. Just think of how fun a luau would be where all the men were naked and women clothed.

So back to the reality show for a moment and I’ll explain how it triggered my nude luau fantasy. Sure these people are totally nude on camera for the show but what about the camera crew filming them? Surely they’re clothed, right? Then I started thinking of all the CFNM phone sex calls that I love so much. If I were in charge of the show, I’d make sure all the men were naked and there were sexy clothed female camera crew members. How hot and humiliating! I guess I would be filming a porno because I want everyone to see how we measure every single penis at the luau, both soft and erect. I’ll then make sure they are lined up in accordance with height. That is their penile height. Some of the women will be bigger size queen than others, but all the clothed women will walk up and down the line giving them all a good inspection before we compare the larger cocks to the smaller cocks.

We’ll take careful notes on our special luau ledger that measure things like girth, personal grooming, ball circumference, circumcision, and even the men’s embarrassment levels. Personally, the more embarrassed the exposed naked male is, the more erotic I find it. What’s even more arousing is when they become bashful and sometimes ashamed when they are in the presence of a beautiful woman with all her clothes on.

And what’s a CFNM phone sex luau without all the fun games? Remember that line we put all the naked guys in according to their cock length? It’s time for them to do the limbo from smallest to largest cock! How low can you go?! Don’t worry guys, we’ll be taking careful notes during this process as well, so be sure to bring your A-game. We’ll also need to do some hula hooping, but only for the men! It’s time to show us what you’re working with. I am already very interested in seeing all the big cocks flop about, but even the little cocks and balls are going to be worth a giggle. There will also be one of my FAVORITE games because it does involve all the women as well. Cock ring toss! Everyone will be throwing colorful plastic rings and trying to land them on the erect penises. The littlest one will be the most challenging for the women and the most embarrassing for the little dicks!

Wouldn’t you enjoy Miss Darcy’s version of naked and afraid better than that cheesy TV show? Think of all the fun we could have together with CFNM phone sex fantasies. You exposed, inspected, and embarrassed while me and all my friends have a field day using you as our entertainment.

Call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Miss Darcy.

GFE Phone Sex with Samantha

I’m not sure if you know this about me, but I absolutely adore GFE phone sex calls. A lot of the fun, for me, comes from really getting to know my callers. I like it when I can answer a call and when you say hello to me, I already know who you are and what we’re probably going to end up talking about, fetish or fantasy-wise at least. You really can’t plan what the “normal” parts of the conversation will be, though, and that is the best part. I have had some of the best conversations with my phone sex boyfriends and I look forward to so many more. I don’t want to sound conceited, but if you haven’t called me yet, you’re really missing out. I like to think I’m pretty smart, funny, and I can talk about a lot of things going on in the world today!

But when the time comes for sexy time, I am a freak. I like all kinds of fun, kinky, and taboo fantasies! I haven’t been offended yet by a caller, so I don’t think it’s possible. I don’t believe in putting limits on intimate things because it just hurts my relationships. I say go all out and make your man happy, as long as he’s making you happy, too. I don’t do things for people who don’t take care of me, too, but I don’t think you’re the kind of man who would treat a woman with disrespect, are you? I’m excited to hear from current callers and also from brand new callers that I get the pleasure of getting to know. I’m ready for you and I’ll be waiting to have a super amazing GFE phone sex conversation with you!

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Roleplay Phone Sex with Kenzie

I saw “Mr. T” walk into the cabana. It was at that moment that I knew where I was supposed to be. I was having so much fun with my BFF at the pool party, but I wanted to have more roleplay phone sex fun alone with him. I walked in wearing my skimpy and very revealing 2 piece bikini. He stood by the bar pouring up a drink. I looked up at him and said “I’m very thirsty do you have anything to drink?” He automatically thought I was talking about alcohol. But I surprised him when I asked for cranberry or orange juice. It was so hot outside and I really wanted to cool down. But I just knew things were about to heat up very quickly. I’m the type who just loves older experienced men. I also love wearing things that show off how much of a slut that I am. We talked for only a few minutes. I played innocent acting like I didn’t know that he was eyeballing my swimwear. But he knew exactly what I was.

I looked up at him saying “what do you think about my bikini? Does it catch your attention? I just love doing things that excite you.” He looked at me with this hungry look of lust in his eyes. Saying, “why don’t you turn around so I can take a look at what you’re wearing.” I couldn’t help but notice the bulge that was forming in his swim shorts. He smiled and said, “Don’t you think that is a little too small for you Kenzie?” I knew he was thinking about roleplay phone sex. I said “noooooo I don’t think it is. It really shows off my petite body parts really well.” He was very direct and outspoken. He said, “outfits like that give me thoughts of you doing things.” I said “Oh? And what kinds of things are those?” He laid back on the bar and said “get on your knees so I can show you.” I looked up at him and said “may I please pull your shorts down?” He said, “oh yes please do that now.”

I could feel my bikini bottoms getting wetter by the second. And they were sticking to my smooth pink pussy lips. He told me that he wanted to find out just how warm and wet both of my holes were. Having the reputation for being a slut, he had no idea of how good of a cock sucker I was. I started kissing, licking, and sucking on his hard dick. My nipples were so fucking hard I thought I was going to have to take my bikini top off. In fact, I was surprised that I didn’t even make it to getting completely naked. But under the circumstances of where we were, I knew it would not be a good idea. I mean as dangerous as it was to not even lock the door behind me, it was even riskier of someone walking in on us! At that point, I didn’t care. Because there is something just so very exciting about the risk of getting caught that makes things even more intense. He could’ve wanted any type of roleplay phone sex fantasy and I would have said yes to him.

My sweet warm wet mouth slid up and down his shaft. I circled my tongue around his cock head. I was sucking his dick as if it was my favorite popsicle. I loved shocking him. It was a bit of a secret that I suck dick so fucking good that a lot of times men can’t even make it to my tender pussy before cumming. He moaned out in heat as he said “damn Kenz you’ve got my cock all the way down your throat. Oh, baby.” I giggled sweetly as I said “I certainly do. I just love having your cock in my mouth. If you think that feels good just wait until you slide your dick in my tight warm pussy. It’s so tight that you may just blow your load once you get in there. I mean after a few pumps and thrusts you may find yourself exploding!” Just as I said that he shot his jizz all down my throat! It was so much of it too! “Mr. T will never know the thirst that I truly had. And that was his delicious cum.

I guess a slutty girl has to have a few secrets right? *giggles* I can’t help but sit here and wonder if he will come back to finish what was started. I mean he did say he wanted to have both of my holes. What would you do if you were him? Would you come back for more roleplay phone sex? I would love for you to call and tell me. And I promise to do my best in helping you to make it to my mouth and my pussy. Who knows, you may just want to fuck my tight ass as well!

Dial 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for Kenzie

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Barely Legal Phone Sex with Chloe

It’s SO much fun being a barely legal phone sex slut. I get to do all kinds of fun fantasies and roleplays, but you know what? I get to do really fun stuff in real life, too! Not too long ago, I seduced my dad’s business partner. I’d love to tell you all of the dirty details, but I can tell you some stuff now! See, I’d seen him staring at me for a long time and he always had a bulge in his pants. I was always scared to seduce him because I was nervous that my dad would find out. But I finally got so horny that I had to do it. I had to get his dick inside me so I decided to come up with a plan. So the next time my dad had a poker night, I made sure to keep giving them drinks so that he’d get so drunk he wouldn’t be able to drive home & he’d have to stay over.

Once my dad went to bed, I made sure he was asleep and then I shut his door and made my way to the guest room. I knocked, but there was no answer. I opened the door and peeked in and that’s when I saw that he was lying on his back, naked, and his dick was hard. I guess he passed out that way. I went in and leaned over and wrapped my mouth around his hard cock. He woke up and tried to tell me we shouldn’t do this, but I didn’t listen to him. I know he didn’t mean it. I know he wanted me, so he got me!

Do you want to hear about the naughty stuff I did with him? Call me for barely legal phone sex at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Chloe!