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It’ll be subtle in the beginning. We’ll mind fuck her, you and me. I’ll instruct you in being a bigger asshole. The more you disregard her feelings, the more you take back the power. Then we’ll move on to more tangible things, like accidently spilling bleach all over those ratty ass sweatpants. Yeah, we could just throw them away, but that would be akin to ripping the band-aid off quickly. Oh no, we want it to hurt. She’ll want to go shopping and you’ll tell her that’s cool if she uses her own money. Another little sting. She’ll be pissed, but you won’t care because you’re having fun with me. In fact, the more upset and miserable she becomes the happier you will feel.
In the meantime, spend your money. Pamper yourself. Pamper me. We’ll be so relaxed as her stress levels burn out of control. She’ll be telling her friends how much of a bastard you are. You’ll be telling me how much you love bratty domme phone sex. I’ll be egging you on. Works out for us doesn’t? And don’t worry, I have so many evil tricks up my sleeve. I’ve been busting up relationships for a long time. I take pleasure in her tears and anxiety. You do, too. She deserves it.
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