So you say you’re up for a little SPH phone sex, huh? Well, that’s great, considering what you’re sporting between your legs. It’s not as though you’re fit for much else, right? You need to be humiliated and degraded for that useless bit of flesh that rests between your thighs, and I’m just the girl to do it for you. You see, I’m a size queen. I’ve said this time and time again, but in case you missed it, I love monster cocks. The bigger, the better! There’s no such thing as too large for me. I’m always up for the challenge of taking a massive one. So what in the hell do you think your teeny weenie is going to do for me? Not a damn thing, and that’s why you deserve SPH phone sex from yours truly.
Your little peen doesn’t even deserve to be called a cock, does it? It’s too tiny to earn that moniker. We’ll call it a cocktail shrimp instead. Not even a fancy two- or three-bite shrimp. A popcorn shrimp, lol. That’s all your little thing rates. But I know you. You’ll sit there and jerk at that wee willy like it’s huge while I laugh at you and how pathetic you are. You get harder and harder the more I cackle and insult your lack of manhood. And trust me, when I get going, it’s hard to get me to stop. I love emasculating men and busting their figurative balls with my words. I’m damn good at it, too. It’s so much fun, reducing grown men to tears with my sharp tongue. If you’re craving some SPH phone sex with a beautiful and wickedly brilliant size queen who knows exactly how to handle a loser like you, you should give me a call. I can’t wait to cut your ego down to size, until it’s even smaller than that thing you call a dick! What are you waiting for? Grab that phone and call Size Queen Christina for your small penis humiliation right now.
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