Small Penis Humiliation with Lydia

You look like you’re blushing, hon…what’s that about? Oh, I see – you’re looking at my photos and realizing that even a lady can have a bigger dick than you! Can you hear my laughter now? I bet you can, but if you want more, you’d better call me for that small penis humiliation you know you deserve – that way you’ll get all the laughter you need to make that tiny pecker of yours perk right up!

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If you’ve got a little needle dick and you love small penis humiliation, I bet you’ve called and talked to a phone sex operator about it before, right? I’m sure it’s embarrassing as fuck to have a gorgeous woman laugh about how small your tool is. Am I right, sweetie? I am – I know I am. Lydia is always right, honey, and Lydia is right about this too.

Small penis humiliation is even better when done by a gorgeous woman who also has the cock to back it up. That’s my statement, and I’m sticking to it, baby. Yes, that’s right. For the price of one small penis humiliation call, you can be ashamed on two levels. You can have a beautiful woman laugh at you, while you get to hear about it from someone with a much heftier cock. It’s almost too good to be true! We can talk about what I want to make you do to experience the difference in sizes. Like, I’m sure you’ve tried to jerk that little thing off – I bet a couple of fingertips are all you need for that! But when you’re with Lydia, you’ll get to feel a real cock in your hand. You’ll know what it feels like to slide and stroke on something substantial, and trust me honey – you’re going to love every minute of it. At least until you realize you have to go back to rubbing that little nub you call a dick. Oh well, sweetie – you can always live vicariously through Lydia!

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Face Sitting Phone Sex with Lydia

Oooohhh baby! Your face is missing something, honey, and I know just what it is! Cum on over here and give Lydia a nice big, long kiss! No, no – not on my face. On my beautiful ass!! Not just a quick peck either – you had better take a deep breath, sweetie, because I’m going to climb right on top of that eager and fuckable face, because I’m dying for some sexy hot face sitting phone sex – aren’t you?

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You’re a nasty freak, aren’t you, honey? Yeah, I can totally see it in your eyes – how much you hunger for a perfect ass like mine – look at that ass!! If I could enjoy my own ass, I would!! I know a lot of you freaks get your face sitting phone sex from a woman with a pussy, but who the fuck needs that wet stuff getting all over their face? Not me! If you’re gonna do it, do it right, honey, and do it with me, like the song says! Ok, sure – face sitting phone sex with a shemale like me will still involve some sticky liquids, but a different type of sticky liquid, and only if you lay there long enough for me to totally fuck your face, teabag style.

But, seriously – how much better is a nice set of soft, warm, velvety balls resting on your chin, while my tight, hot ass rubs all over your face. You really want something new for your tongue to do, so why not spend your face sitting phone sex time licking my balls while you lick my ass?!? I can dunk my dick into your mouth like a cop dunks a donut, honey, and if you’re a really good boy, I’ll even fill that cup of coffee with some cream. You never know until you try it, so call today and find out why face sitting phone sex with a tranny like Lydia is soooo much better!!

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Humiliation Phone Sex with Lydia

Damn, have I had quite the shitty day! Now I’m in a real cunt of a mood, and I need someone to take my frustrations out on for a while! I need you to call me for some serious humiliation phone sex, because I need to blow off some verbal steam while I listen to you blow your load all over your lap!

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Fuck yeah, honey – I am dying to unload a tirade of insults, and let’s be realistic – if you’re calling little ol’ Lydia for your dose of humiliation phone sex, then I know what insults suit your pathetic little ass the best, don’t I? You want me to remind you what a little cock sucking pussy faggot you are, and how badly you need to be smacked across your sad little face with my dick. Am I right? Sweetie, you know it’s the truth!

I need you to admit to me what you really are, and when you call for humiliation phone sex you can bet your sweet, virginal ass I will have my way – Lydia always gets her way, honey!! I want you to agree with me when I tell you that you were put on this earth to take cock. And you will agree. You exist simply to serve as a new form of cum storage. Another hole to fuck, another mouth to suck me off with…your only purpose is to be used, plain and simple. You’re a nasty little fuck toy, like something they sell on the back shelves at a porn shop, that only the dirtiest fuckers buy when no one is looking. I mean, really, the only way to make the most of your existence would be to drag your sorry ass to some grimy glory hole and watch you make that hole your happy little whore home!

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Shemale Phone Sex with Lydia

Hi there horny fellas! How’s about a nod for the sexy new gurl! Yep, I’m Lydia and I’m happy to be here because I just love having shemale phone sex with all the guys out there who are feeling like they really want something a bit different from the normal giggling girly girl. Something exciting and different from the usual fanatasies. Something that explores their deepest, freakiest desires. Something, well…..something named Lydia – the gurl who has it all!

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Yeah, that’s me – the gurl who has everything. I’m sexy, curvy, dark, and mysterious. When you call me for shemale phone sex and you get to know me, you’ll find out that I’m both hot and cool at the same time. And, like a Swiss army knife, I’ve got all the tools you’ll ever need, all in one perfect package! If you’re in the mood to look down at a beautiful face while a hot set of lips is wrapped around your cock, warm and wet, tongue teasing and tasting all of your savory meat, then call on Lydia. If you need a hot ass to smack with a nice tight hole to pound while you’re holding me firmly in place by my hips – that’s a call for Lydia.

We all know the part you want the most, the whole reason you’re even reading this. You want to walk on the wild side and try something new. You fantasize about getting on your knees and sucking cock, but you want to do it while you look up at these perfect tits and this pretty face. You want to lick balls that hang just a few inches above the pretty lace trim on the top of my thigh high stockings. You want to feel my long hair tickle your back and my long nails dig into your hips while I make your tight ass my own fuck toy.

Yeah – you know you want some of this. Don’t deny it anymore. Call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Lydia!!

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School Girl Phone Sex with Vienna

This morning, I was rummaging through my closet to find my spare Manger Scene dildo (I broke my normal one) when I came across a real blast from the past – my school uniform. Holy shit! It’s been so long since I tried it on, and I was surprised it still fit. Well, it was a little snug around my titties…LOL. I realized that this would be perfect for some school girl phone sex!

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Just imagine – you’re a teacher, history perhaps, or French (it doesn’t matter), and your most difficult student is a 19-year-old girl. Dumber than a bag of dicks, but man…she’s so fucking hot, and you have the hardest time concentrating on your lessons when she’s in class, sitting there in the front row, legs opening and closing and that pencil resting on those full red lips. It’s the middle of December and you have to turn the AC on in your room, it’s so hot. So you’ve told her she has to come for class at the end of the day. This way the rest of your students don’t suffer from your distraction. You look back on four years in college and shake your head as you realize that there’s no way they prepared you for school girl phone sex.

But anyway…here I sit; I’m that girl. My GPA is actually 4.0, and it takes all of my skills to pretend to be so stupid in your class, but it was the only way I could figure to get you alone. Everyone has gone for the day and we’re the only two in the building. Your mind is racing, and I can see the delicate mixture of fear and desire on that beautiful face of yours, which gets me as hard as I want to be. Now I’m ready for you to tell me to go up to the whiteboard and write out some sentences. Getting up from my desk, I make sure to stand tall so my thick hard-on looks obvious in my green plaid pleated skirt. I shuffle my feet walking to the board, chewing my strawberry bubble gum, humming a song by the Police. Turning to you, I blow a big bubble, let it deflate, and then walk over to you and ask, almost in a whisper, “Don’t you wish you were that bubble?”

School girl phone sex was never so hot, but it’s about to get soooooo much hotter! Call me to see what we do next at 1 888 8 FREAKY and don’t forget to ask for Vienna!

Virgin Phone Sex Roleplays with Vienna

I don’t know if you dream about it, but oh, Baby, I do, at least three or four nights a week: In my dream, I wake up and, instead of the usual huge morning wood between my legs, I feel weird…funny…all wet and squishy. What happened? When I fell asleep the night before, my cock was wet and sticky from showing your girlfriend how much more amazing tranny dick is than yours, the sweet smell of her pussy as thick in the air as my cock was inside of her. But something’s wrong, terribly wrong! The first few soft rays of the sunrise are slinking through my blinds when I reach down and scream – my cock is gone!! I don’t know how it could have happened, because this is DEFINITELY where I left it!!

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Very quickly, the panic subsides. This is an opportunity, for sure – a brand new pussy, showroom quality, and I get to finally feel what it’s like to open my legs and envelop a fat cock I’ve sucked on to get ready. I can finally do virgin phone sex roleplays!! Just imagine, Baby – a pussy so soft and snug and UN-USED, ready to be broken in. It doesn’t matter what your cock size is because my sparkly new cunny would be tighter than a terrified hamster’s asshole, so you’re guaranteed to feel HUGE when we do virgin phone sex roleplays!!

In my dream, we meet, and I’m so excited that I’m not paying attention to how nervous I am. All I can think about is how it will feel like for you to take your throbbing cock and slowly part my virgin lips, and so when the fear hits me (Will it hurt? Will you stop if it hurts?), and you are so turned on by seeing the fear in my eyes…oh, Baby – the possibilities for virgin phone sex roleplays are endless!! Call me and let’s explore them together!!

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Cuckold Phone Sex with Vienna

Oh, you dear, sweet man…Googling cuckold phone sex because you realize you’re beaten. You know – you just KNOW – that every time you slip your dicklet into the wife, she spaces out. Maybe it’s the pool boy, or the college kid at the grocery store who insists on carrying her bags and loading them in the car her salary (not yours) has paid for, or perhaps it’s your brother; it doesn’t matter who, but she’s thinking of someone whose fucking isn’t as tedious as yours. For a few years, you tried to ignore it, making her stay engaged and focused on you when the two of you had sex, but she just couldn’t cum then; no, it’s only when her eyes are closed that she is able to orgasm. And then there’s the matter of the toys that mysteriously appeared in her night stand. Well, if she didn’t buy those giant dildoes, who did??

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But you love her and don’t want to lose her, right? Well, Miss Vienna is here to help, you sad, pathetic boy. Cuckold phone sex is just the first step, but it’s an important one. Let me guide you through the pleasures of hearing about me fucking your wife like she ain’t never been fucked. We’ll talk about how my enormous tranny dick is what your old lady’s been dreaming of for years because yours is just so…blah. You’ve always wanted to see her with another chick and she’s always dreamed of a lover who actually knows how to fuck – so it’s a win-win! You get a fantasy come true, she actually gets satisfied, and I get another juicy cuckold phone sex story!!

Imagine it, my dude: your wife could be the reason countless guys all over the world are jerking off tonight to HOT cuckold phone sex – and you started it by calling me!! Christmas is coming soon, Sugar – so shouldn’t your wife finally be, too? Call Miss Vienna and let’s build the fantasy of your dreams!!

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Edge Play Phone Sex with Vienna

Black and white, night and day, good and evil, pain and pleasure…which of these pairings doesn’t belong here? If you guessed the last one, you get a gold star! As well, you’ll get a sound thumping on that swollen, aching cock at the very moment you believe I’m going to finally allow you to cum. Edge play phone sex is the vehicle through which I will teach you that torment and titillation are twin sensations; fraternal, yes, not identical, but born of the same dark womb – mine!

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Edge play phone sex is all about the careful and deliberate integration of time, control, and trust by a mistress well versed in the hedonistic arts, practiced on a partner! Yes, partner…practiced on a partner who understands that Miss Vienna is and should be in complete control of his needs and wants. Are YOU that boy? I know you want to be. I know that you lie there in a cold sweat night after night, flogging your pathetic dick, certain that tonight is the night you’ll do it – the night you’ll take yourself right to the edge and, over and over, keep yourself from busting that nut into your gym sock or towel or maybe your frigid wife’s panties as she snores away right next to you. But every night it’s the same: you get about 15 minutes in and just lose control of yourself and blow that load before falling asleep in a puddle of your tears and cum.

With edge play phone sex with Miss Vienna, there will be tears, for sure, and eventually, with your submission and my supremacy, there will be cum. But more importantly, I will teach you the discipline required to go hours and hours without once again becoming the forlorn, disappointing loser you’ve always been, unable to stay hard long enough to truly satisfy a partner. Call me, Love, and allow me to take control before it’s too late, before there’s no one left – not even your hand – who wants to fuck you.

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Cum Fetish Phone Sex with Vienna

Mmmmm… cum fetish phone sex – warm, white, wild, wet, WONDERFUL!! Lots of people ask me, “Miss Vienna, may I ask you something personal?” Of course, I always say, “No,” first because I’m a very private girl. Some people ask a second time, and I just roll my eyes and walk away, and a few of them get the hint. But it’s the ones who keep going who always ask the same thing: “What’s cum fetish phone sex?” And each time, I turn and smile because I am the motherfucking cum fetish phone sex queen.

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Cum fetish phone sex is an art, my pets, a specialty niche not for the fainthearted (and definitely not for anyone nervous about spending days on end with sticky, glazed faces or crusty, matted hair and a wild look of unquenchable desire in their eyes). Not many people know that some trannies cum waaaaaaaay more after they grow their tits, but it’s true. I used to be able to spray some fapple juice maybe once every few hours, but now, it’s a few times every hour, and it’s sooooooooo sweet and creamy that you’ll want to put it in your coffee – and I may just allow you to do that after I fill your tight, nervous gerbil cage with buckets of my hot, squirming drain babies. Here – let me put your cup under your ass and squeeze. There you go! One lump or two?

In the bedroom, under the kitchen table, in your car on your lunch break, up in the choir loft at church, hidden down low in the back seat of the bus, or kneeling in the shadow of the dumpster behind McDonald’s – you don’t care where; you just want – NEED – Satan’s sangria!! The setting doesn’t matter, as long as his (or her!) creamy nut is shooting past your uvula and filling your belly with a comfort and joy that Mom’s home cooking can never match! Let Miss Vienna share her tips from years of sampling testicular meringue from all over the globe and teach you the secrets and delights of cum fetish phone sex!

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Tranny Phone Sex with Vienna

Dude…did you know that your dream girl is just one simple phone call away? No, it’s really true! Miss Vienna is waiting at the other end of the line, one hand cradling her phone and the other stroking her sweet brown cock, ready to give you the most amazing tranny phone sex you’ll ever have! Your mind ain’t the only thing that’s gonna be blown as I tell you about our first date. Maybe you’ll pick me up at 8:00, and I’ll come out to your car, where you’re sitting and touching your pathetic little pee pee at the thought of the 7 fat inches peeking out the bottom of my little back dress. Just close your eyes, Sugar, and listen to the tranny phone sex Queen describe how delicious it will be to lie there on my queen-sized bed and feel my king-sized dick penetrate your tight little boy pussy, stretching you out as my big, shaved balls slam against yours….mmmmmm.

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Why count on your simple, unimaginative fantasies when you can spank your silly little monkey to the sound of my sexy voice telling you every hot detail about that time I greeted you at the door wearing nothing but my killer smile and pulled you inside, dropping to my knees and undoing your jeans and taking all of you into my mouth? And then you carried me into the bedroom, my soft, puffy nipples against your skin as you set me down on the bed, kissing me, sucking on my enormous clitty until you feel me explode in your mouth, all that thick, sweet lady cum spilling down your throat. Tranny phone sex with Miss Vienna can be anything you want it to be, Honey, but it ain’t nothin’ if you don’t actually make the call, Baby. I’m ready and waiting to hear every dirty think you want to do to me!!

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