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Fart Fetish Phone Sex with Sybil

If something is an inevitable part of life and it is also something embarrassing and terribly private, something that can cause a person to be a target of ridicule and endlessly razzed, isn’t it equally inevitable that it will be eroticized by some folks? That the secret thing, the embarrassing thing, will become a turn on that will get a lot of dicks nice and hard and throbbing, and lead them to jack off. And so it is with the fart fetish phone sex. You fear that sound but you also want to hear it, don’t you? You get turned on when you hear a woman fart. After all, we “ladies” are supposed to be so very delicate and refined and modestly restrained but a big loud stinky fart shows that we are made of flesh and blood — and flesh and gas!

Fart fetishist, you want to call and tell me you would like to have me make a big loud fart and aim the gas right in your face! You want me to fart in your face so you have to cough and choke on that foul awful stink that is worse than the smell of rotten eggs. You want to put your nose right in between my ass cheeks and — right then — you want me to loose a smelly fart right in your face! You know what is more? I absolutely love hearing you callers tell me how much you want to smell the stink of my farts. I want you to tell me you would rather smell the stink of my farts than to smell the most expensive perfume in the world or the most wonderful flower. I want to talk with anyone I possibly can about fart fetish. I know there are a hell of a lot of you out there and you want to call and keep on calling.

1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Sybil for fart fetish phone sex

Cum Fetish Phone Sex with Lydia

So who the fuck would even try to deny that the best person to call for a generous helping of gourmet cum fetish phone sex is a super hot chick who just happens to have loads and loads of fresh, hot cum on tap? Nobody would, especially not a guy like you. A guy with a cum fetish. And baby, this load is for you! So many of you cock sucking pervs couldn’t care less if I never took my hard cock near your rear end. Once you fantasize about wrapping your lips around my cock, swallowing my cum is the only other thing you can think about. You just want to latch your mouth onto my hard cock and use it to milk me dry. Your appetite for cum is insatiable – it’s so intense that the only kind of phone sex that is acceptable to you right now is cum fetish phone sex. Don’t worry, hun – that’s why Lydia is here for you. I’ve got quite a supply, and if you keep your mouth on my cock after I cum in your dick sucker, you just might be able to get another hot load sooner than you think.

I bet you’re licking your lips while you think about licking the cum off the tip of my dick. I also expect you to lick your own cum off my body, should you happen to get any on me. And because it’s a cum fetish phone sex call we’re talking about, you can be damned sure I’m going to expect you to eat your own cum when you blow that load for me. Be prepared when you call. In fact, be hungry when you call. I’m sure I’ll enjoy hearing you suck the cum off your fingertips.

Do you have a cum fetish? Call 1 888 8 FREAKY. Ask for Lydia. You won’t be sorry…or go hungry.

Male Impregnation Phone Sex with Trixi

Hey guys! You ever wish you could create the natural way, the way we women create, making a new human in our expandable bellies? Some people say women have pussy envy but there is another school of thought that says men have womb envy because they envy the ability we have to carry new life in our bodies and bring that life into the world. There are scientists who say that might be possible in about a century or so. Too bad you will not live long enough to see the first pregnant man! But ahhh . . . in our fantasies, anything and everything is possible. In fantasy, you as a man can even know the panic of being “in trouble” because you are pregnant! Male impregnation may take awhile to become a reality but male impregnation phone sex is here and thriving. Yes, call me and I will tell you that a man you know has gotten YOU pregnant and your belly will soon swell with new life.

Call me and I will tell you that a scientist has impregnated you and you are the very first pregnant man. Oh boy! I bet it is going to be something to know that the whole world has its eyes on you as you make biological history. I will tell you that you are pregnant, gloriously and happily pregnant. When we make male impregnation phone sex talk, I will commiserate with you about the way you are nauseous with morning sickness and the way people stare at you as they see your belly grow with the new life that is inside it. Can you feel that baby rolling around inside you? Can you feel that baby kicking you? Oh, I bet you can! If you want male impregnation phone sex, Trixi is the one to call at 1 888 8 FREAKY.

Hiccup Fetish Phone Sex with Sybil

In my entire life, I never — until recently — thought of having hiccup fetish phone sex. Hiccups were an annoyance. It was the sort of annoyance I always wanted to get rid of as soon as possible. The one thing that worked, at least usually, was drinking a long tall glass of water. I had to drink it quickly and keep drinking it until I drained the water out of the glass. Whew! Was it ever good to get rid of the damned hiccups.

Then a fellow phoned in for phone sex and wanted to talk about hiccups. The man said he got turned on by hearing a woman having the hiccups. I tried to imitate having the hiccups. I told him I would do an audio clip of it the next time I got the hiccups naturally. One day I happened to get the hiccups and I automatically, by sheer force of habit, filled a large glass with water. Then I remembered the guy who wanted to hear me when I have hiccups! I did not drink the water. Instead, I went to my computer and made an audio recording of my hiccups. When the man with the hiccups fetish again called me, I emailed him a copy of that audio tape. We talked about his fetish and he had a great time listening to me repeatedly hiccup! He told me he would listen to it multiple times and cum to it and I knew he would. I made another hiccups audio recording and he called another time for it and I sent it to him.

An odd thing happened when I learned of this caller’s fetish. I started to think of hiccups as a sexual turn-on. After all, I had had hiccups phone sex! I got the hiccups again and made an audio recording of it. As I lay in my bed hiccuping, I also diddled myself. I didn’t diddle myself to orgasm but i didn’t myself to sexual arousal and it was a singular experience to masturbate while hiccuping — and while recording the whole thing! Call Sybil for hiccup fetish phone sex!

Tentacle Fetish Phone Sex with Piper

Hello there, babes! I know this is my very first blog, but I figured go big or go home. What better way to make an impression like some kinky tentacle fetish phone sex? So, since I’m new here, I thought I’d give you a little tidbit of info. I have a whole collection of Bad Dragon toys! Uh-huh, it’s true. And it just so happens that one of them is a really big tentacle. Part of exploring my sexual\lity meant that I’ve watched a lot of porn. Anything from vanilla to hentai. That’s anime porn, by the way, in case you didn’t know. Why would I waste my time with cartoons, you might ask? Because there are so many fantasies that can play out in hentai than in real life. Just like phone sex, I suppose. That’s probably why I like it so much.

I’ve seen some hot girls being wrapped by wriggling, squirming, twisting tentacles. They circled around her tits, squeezing them, sliding inside her pussy, in her ass, and even her mouth. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be fully loaded like that? Yes, please! Since I can only live out that fantasy in my head, I bought a tentacle dildo. It’s got suction cups on it and everything. I can’t tell you how good it feels moving in and out of my aching pussy. One of my favorite things to do is close my eyes and wiggle it around. It feels too good to explain here. So, yeah. That’s why I love tentacle fetish phone sex. If you want to give it a try or explore some unique and kinky fantasies, give me a call! I’m a judgment free zone. I can’t wait to see what your dirty mind has to share with me. Call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY. Kisses for now, your dirty princess Piper.

Anything Goes Phone Sex with Frankie

I’ll tell y’all somethin right now–I HATE being filtered! I got in trouble growin up all the time for my mouth, buuuuut look at me now! I get paid to use it and the crazier I am, it’s usually just seen as a bonus! Anything goes phone sex = dream job baby! Speakin of anything goes, I was just shootin the shit in one of my other blogs and somehow stumbled upon the idea of zombie sex role play. The more I’ve floated around thinkin on that, the funner it gets to me! Ripped clothes, hard bites, maybe even getting really rough? I’m down baby! And I DO like to get dirty!

Whether that’s….your cum (drench me please) or mud or whatever! I had a mud wrestling contest with some gal pals in one of the little pools you get at Lowe’s one time. I can’t even describe how hilarious that was! We all did START OUT in clothes! And yes, tequila WAS involved! (And a camera…there’s always that friend ain’t there!)

Now, I’m a creative gal. And I love new experiences! I have loads of ideas, but if you really wanna impress me, hit me up with an idea during our anything goes phone sex that I haven’t had or ever tried! Oh baby, the party’s on then! That’s a number one way to turn me on is to shock me with how creative YOU can be! I love initiating, but taking a back seat so you can be in charge is sure a hell lotta fun too! My momma always told me I was goin to hell in a handbasket–so let me just say: the trip there has been a hell of a ride! 🙂 And I’ve looooooved every minute of it! And love to spend more minutes with YOU workin my way there!!!!

Call me at 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Frankie

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Coerced Bi Phone Sex with Suzanne

There are a lot of men who say they want to suck cock and be fucked by a big black cock, but sometimes it’s hard to get them to go through with it the first time. Once that time is out of the way, they get addicted. But sometimes these wannabe cock suckers need coerced bi phone sex with me to go through with getting the job done. I get it. It’s sometimes difficult to take the first step. It was that way for my husband, too. He saw me fucking black guys and wanted to play with their cocks, but he just needed a bit of a push. Once I very strongly encouraged him, he was down on his knees in no time. And after that first time, he no longer needed to be coerced into playing with cock. After that, let’s just say that he begged for it.

Don’t worry – I won’t coerce you into sucking cock without giving you some pointers first. You probably don’t need them, though. Right? You’ve been dreaming about sucking dick for such a long time that you likely know exactly what you want to do when you get a cock in your mouth. It’s good to just wrap your mouth around it and let nature take its course. Just do what feels right to you and you’re sure to give that big black cock a really great time. If you want to hear more about what coerced bi phone sex with me is like, well, you’re just gonna have to get on the phone and call me. I am not going to give you all the details here… that would really ruin half the fun for me. I’ll be waiting for you. Dial 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask to talk to Suzanne right now!

Spanking Phone Sex with Beth

None of us are getting any younger, and each year we are reminded of that when we celebrate our birthday. I just had a birthday and I did exactly what kinky femdoms do for their birthdays. I found myself a masochistic sissy and gave him ALL of my birthday spankings. Would you like to have been in his place? A good walloping dose of spanking phone sex with Miss Beth just might help you feel like you’re the one in the hot spanking seat.

It was a great night! My birthday fell on a Friday, and it also was a party holiday. It wasn’t hard to get some of my closest and kinkiest friends together at our favorite dungeon. There were several dommes in our crowd, which means that of course there were also many willing subs to choose from. I brought my favorite paddle known simple as “the boot” because it’s a very large paddle with the rubber sole of a man’s boot attached. Many have been intimidated just by the sight of this beast, so when I held it up to the sissy I regularly top and asked if he thought he could take all 49 spanks with it (one extra for good luck, of course), he looked fearful. His response was a simple “I’ll try.” Such a good boy. Would you be as good a boy as he was? One good spanking phone sex session and I’ll know.

After we enjoyed a beautiful birthday cake baked by a friend, I took that sissy over to a spanking bench and used some rope to attach his wrists and ankles in place. I then proceeded to deliver a lovely shade of red to his ass cheeks with that mean monster boot paddle of mine. He’s such a good masochist that he took each and every spank. Another male sub got a taste of the boot that night too. I had so much fun that I’d love to carry it over to a spanking phone sex call with you. Can you take the boot? If so, call Miss Beth at 1 888 8 FREAKY and give me that ass to beat!!

2 Girl Phone Sex with Trixi

I have heard people look at twins and say, “Double trouble.” I think 2 girl phone sex means double trouble — but double trouble in a good way, a sizzlingly sexy way! I just relish it when a caller wants another girl on the line and we take turns at turning the caller on. I swear, the pleasure heightens when there are more people to pleasure! 2 girl phone sex is to a large extent doing a threesome over the phone — and who in the world does not love threesomes? I know I love them. The people I have sex with in real life love them. So it is hardly stretching it to believe that my phone flirt callers must love them. The last time I did a 2 girl phone sex session, it was for a man who wanted domination.

Me and the other phone flirtation worker took turns telling the guy to spank himself on his bare bottom. We also took turns razzing him about what a bad boy he was and how he both needed and deserved a damned good spanking. I recall the other lady telling him to kiss her feet and me telling him to kiss my ass. Then there was another 2 girl phone sex call which did not have any BDSM flavor to it but we just talked about wanting to take turns sucking his dick and how one of us might let him eat her pussy while the other one rode the caller’s stiff dick to glory! We also talked about how he would go from one of us to another just kissing and feeling out and generally enjoying himself. Can you think of anything at all wrong with 2 girl phonesex? I sure as hell can’t! Can you agree with me that there is a lot right with it?

Call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Trixi and a friend

Ass Vore Phone Sex with Riley

Whoa! So, yesterday I saw a post in a vore discussion group and now I just can’t get it out of my mind. Now I really need one of you vore pervs to call me for ass vore phone sex so we can play! You read that right – I said ASS VORE phone sex!! I mean, who doesn’t love some good anal fun? Pair that with the twisted world of vore and we’ve got a whole new and super kinky adventure to explore together!

We all know that if you want something to absorb really quickly, you can actually stick it in your ass. So why not play with an ass vore phone sex fantasy? If you’re an ass man who wants to disappear up into my ass forever, to be absorbed into my bloodstream through my inner anal walls, never to be seen again, then you MUST give me a call! I’m just dying to swallow you whole through my asshole and then soak you up instantly – I bet it’s going to feel amazing having you dissolve and move through my bloodstream, but only after you feel that lovely sphincter of mine wrap completely around you and suck you in!

I can’t decide if I want to swallow you head first or feet first. I imagine they’re both lots of fun, but I guess it’s about what I want you to focus on as you get swallowed. Either way, the inside of my ass is going to feel like a wet and sticky mouth (minus the teeth) and when you feel that pucker wrap around you and suck you in, you’re gonna lose your vore-consumed mind!

So, are you game for a good ass vore phone sex session? I can almost taste you already. Call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Riley. I’ll be happy to squeeze you in!