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Hey Everyone so I know this guy who is a total sissy boy….he calls just so I can laugh at his sissy ass……A typical call with him would mean he goes to the mall in his Girly pants (usually light tan) they are low riders so his pretty red thong sticks out the top….He is always wearing a girly blouse with a pretty bra underneath He just loves being as girly as possible without totally cross dressing..Now your saying to yourself he sounds like a typical sissy girl caller……..well this sissy has a certain special phone sex fantasy he likes to play out…..but I like to drag it out to get as much laughing in at him as possible I dont like letting him do what he really wanted to do on the call till almost the end……I send him into stores like Victoria’s Secret and ask the sales ladies what panties would fit his body style best….it is always fun to hear the sales girls laugh and giggle at him too…..When he is walking through the mall he has to sway is sissy hips like a girl and I even make him flirt with the guys in the mall which scares him cause he is afraid he will get beat up LMAO which just makes me laugh harder to hear his sissy voice go but…but…Miss Nakita what if he wants to beat me up? LOL all scared and pathetic  like …..I fucking love that!!!! So I have had several adventured in the mall with him one where he was even made to buy douche for his lil sissy pussy and go in the malls bathroom and use it…of course all while on the phone with me…I would laugh so hard telling to wash his lil sissy pussy out for all the BIG BLACK DICKS were gonna find for him….you can hear him shudder and give in…he knows he wont win with me…he will do just as he is told!! Well now onto the best part of his calls and just what makes him a pissy lil sissy boy………..Well about the last 10 minutes of our calls I send him towards the parking lot having him walk through the mall like a lil faggy boy…..and the first group of girls he sees he has to stop and PISS himself right in front of them………he gets off on the feeling of the HOT piss running down his leg…..and to be sure the girls know what he is doing he has to yell….OMG I JUST TOTALLY PISSED MY PANTS!!!!!! ROFLMAO you can here lil squeals from the girls as they break out in laughter which makes this pathetic sissy slut piss a lil more he gets so excited…….By the time he reaches his car he has been sure to stop on several occasions to let some more of that hot pathetic sissy piss of his out of his lil cocklette…in front of whoever is around and he is always sure to declare what he is doing in one way or another……..like…….MMMMMM I am Pissing myself…..OR Ohhh Shit I just totally pissed myself…..making all those around him gasp in horror and then total laughter when they see this pathetic sissy boy and his big wet piss spot on his pants!!!! LMAO needless to say by the end of the call he is so excited and turned on by all the laughing and pissing in his lil sissy pants that  all he has to do is touch his lil pathetic dicklette and it explodes….. but  by this time I am laughing so hard I can barely breath!!!

LOOKING TO LIVE OUT YOUR PATHETIC LIL SISSY FANTASY ON THE PHONE? THEN GIVE ME A CALL AND WE CAN HAVE SOME REAL PHONE FETISH FUN!!!

NO REQUEST IS DEINED THE FREAKIER THE BETTER!!!

1*888*8FREAKY

BE SURE TO ASK FOR NAKITA!!!

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Finacial Phone Sex

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Look you lil pig the only way you get to me is if you pay me !! You will give me everything you own and you will do it willingly or else I am going to ruin your fucking pathetic ass. Don’t I’m me with your ” how are you going to ruin me shit” just fucking call me and you will see. Timewasters get shit from me, You like what you see and you want me then prove it !! I will demand all your info , all your contacts, all your bank statements , all your passwords, all your numbers for everyone you know. You better have the bucks if you want the pleasure of seeing my nude body, the joy of talking to me , the oppurtunity to kiss me. I want money and I want gifts,and I am worth every fucking cent so don’t bullshit me.

Get your wallet out, get all your credit cards loaded with money cause I am ready to go shopping and you better be prepared to work your ass off to keep me covered in diamonds, lingerie, sexy clothes , any thing I want. I will dine on your money, I will buy gifts for me and my girlfriend with your money, and I will travel on your money. GET IT , GOT IT , GOOD!! Now get to dialing lil piggy we have alot to discuss.

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GED Phone Sex

Roxy 

every couple has fights & arguments. me & bobby have some small arguments now & then but nothing major. the only thing we ever got into a really bad heavy fight is when he gets on me about needing to get my ged. i dropped outa school when i was 14 so i never finished any kind of school.

a couple months ago we got into it again. i got so mad that i left the house & walked down to the ice cream shop. i was only there a few minutes just long enough to get my cone when bobby walked up & said he was sorry. then he said hed make me a deal. he said that if i went & talked to the guy at the ged place that hed stop pushing. i said ok but he couldnt go in with me.

the guy was kinda young & pretty cute. he got about 10 minutes into some speech about why school was so important. thats when I got so bored that I made him stop. i told him about why i dropped out & that i was only there because bobby was pushing me & i really didnt wana go to school.

he said he had talked to bobby & that it was really important to bobby that i got my ged cause he was worried about my future if something ever happened to him. he also said that getting it was the only thing bobby really wanted from me.

i love bobby & i dont like him to worry about me. so i asked the guy if there was any way i could get the ged without doing all the boring school crap. the guy looked at me like i was nuts & he said he didnt know how that could be possible.

so i took off my top. i said are you sure? he looked at my pretty lace bra and said what are you doing? so i took off my bra. i said bobby wants me to have a ged but i don’t wana go to school so id make it worth his while to just give me one. he said are you kidding?

so i went over to him & sat in his lap & shoved my tit in his mouth. then i grabbed his dick. i said im serious. i sucked his dick & let him fuck my ass. then i promised more of the same every week when bobby thought i was in class.

my ged came in the mail today. bobby promised me a new pair of diamond earrings to celebrate. J

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Hypnosis Freaky Phone Sex

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   I answered the phone, all I heard was some soft music playing and a voice telling me to relax that he wanted to make me feel something that I had never felt before. My mind focused in on the music it was so sensual so erotic, I had never heard anything like that before.       The voice kept telling me to relax, to just listen to the music, I felt lighter , like I was out of my body sorta was a strange but wonderful feeling. He told me to strip off my clothes, telling him every detail or what I was doing, what I was takeing off, what color it was, how I felt takeing it off. When I told him I was completely naked now and that I felt so free and liberated, he told me to lay down on my sofa, when I told him I was he told me to take my left hand and place it on my left breast. Then he told me to pinch my nipple and to moan out for him. MMMMM I remeber how could it felt pleasureing myself .

     I don’t know how long I was on the phone with him but I remember waking up , the phone in my hand, and my pussy was covered with my juices. It felt like I had been fucked real hard , I was so weak in the knees, I could barely stand up. I glanced over at my front door and it was left ajar and I know before I had answered the phone that it had been closed and locked?

     I keep hearing this music in my head,  hmmmmmm.

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Slutty Nurse Phone Sex

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I got a call the other night from a guy that was home in bed sick and lonely. He was looking for someone to come take care of him and was wondering if I was available for house calls. I said sure I will be right over to tuck him in and sit with him for the night to make sure that if he needed anything I would be there to take care of him.

When I got there he was laying in bed, had some hot porn on the tub, and had a pretty hard stiffy going on under the sheet. “Hey” I said ,”I thought you was sick and needed me to come nurse you back to health?” ” I am sick baby and you are just what I need to make me feel better. ” he answered back .

He motioned me over to the bed to come lie down with him, I crawled up on there with him and I couldn’t help but turn my eyes onto the two big titted blondes getting it on . They was into a hot 69 and they where both really getting into it, one chick had a dildo stuffed up the others ass as she was licking her wet pussy, was hot as hell. Nothing hotter then seeing a dirty whore getting her ass filled up wether it be a dildo or a hard cock, right?

Wasn’t long before I had my hand in my patients lap and was stroking on his rod. He told me he liked how my big tits filled out my nurses bikini, right before he slipped his hand inside and grabbed my tit and started pinching my nipples. Felt really good, he did have a fever and his hot hands on my nips got them even harder and in need of some cooling off. I climbed on top of him and slipped my bikini top aside , stuffed my tit in his face and told him that I felt if he sucked them he would feel so much better. When he slipped my hard nippple in my mouth I bent my body back so that I could wrap my hand around his cock and stroke him nice and slow. I told him I was going to make him cum this way first, that when I was ready to fuck him I wanted him to last a along time and we needed to get the first load out of the way. Damn I just love feeling a guy shoot his load all over in my hands, then I can rub my hands together like its lotion and smell him on me
all day *smiles*

I stayed with him all weekend and he paid for my housecall services by fucking me so hard and so much that I was barely walking when I got out of there.  To be honest I think he was fakeing it and just wanted me to come over there so he could fuck me, I hope he gets sick again soon so I can go take care of him again.

Need a naughty slut nurse, give me a call and let me pamper you. kisses Dallas

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BDSM Newbie Phone Sex

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Invitation to S & M, The Beginning

Tonight would be our third encounter together. Our first two dates were the beginning of Bill’s welcome to the world of S & M. Up until our experience he had never been tyed up, gagged, spanked, and degraded as only I could do. Our first two nights together i handcuffed him to the bed and teased him, sliding my body over his, grinding my pussy into his mouth, lowering myself down inch by inch onto his throbbing hard cock. The following night Bill and I met for drinks and as we were sitting there I crossed my legs and gave him a view up my skirt to my bare pussy, whispering in his ear that I expected him to please me…..my way tonight.

As we raced to my apartment I thought of how I would tease and tormet Bill, making him my willing servant. Once we entered the room I ordered him to sit and wait until I summonded him. Quickly I changed into my Mistress of the Dark as I liked to call it outfit. High black thigh hi’s, matching garter, black leather one piece covering my ass and tits just barely, high heeled black boots completed my look. Calling Bill to come into the bedroom I stood in the center of the room waiting for him to enter.  One look at me he was swallowing nervously. “Get down on your Knees , Bitch” I ordered. standing in front of Bill I spread my legs and said, “Satisfy me, lick me, make me cumm.” Arching towards him he grabs my ass  and starts tonuging my wet pussy. Licking up my slit, entering my channel over and over again. I start to moan, squirting all over Bill’s face, into his mouth. Breathing my juices in…………..To be continued…….

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Cherry Popping Phone Sex

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I was having a blast at my 18th birthday. I was at my
sister’s, Marie’s place, to celebrate it. She had been
planning it for a while and was able to talk my
parents into letting me have the party there. I didn’t
know many people there, but I didn’t care, I was
having fun. I noticed this one girl with dirty blonde
hair, and dark eyes. She was gorgeous and had been
watching me for most of the night. She was at the
party with a guy that was equally as stunning with
brown hair and green eyes, and the perfect body.
Secretly, I had a special birthday wish, I wanted to
lose my virginity. But as the night went on and people
started to leave, I started to think it wasn’t going
to happen. I talked to a lot of the guys at the party,
but didn’t hit it off with any of them and when ever I
tried to get closer to the couple I had seen earlier,
they were busy or I couldn’t find them.
The last of the guests left for the night and Marie
said good night and headed to bed after giving me a
funny wink. I didn’t feel like sleeping yet so I
stayed on the sofa and started to read a magazine
someone had given me as a gift.
All was quiet when I herd the door open and to my
surprise, the sexy girl and guy from before came in
the room.
“Has everyone left yet?” She asked.
“Yes the party is over…”
“I think it’s about to begin.” She smiled and they
came to the sofa and sat on either side of me. My
heart started to race and I felt a bit flushed.
“Hi Layla, my name is Kate and this is Brad. Your
sister is a friend of mine and was telling me about
you’re, not so secret, birthday wish.”
“Really? You mean that you two want to…you know…have
ummm sex with me?”
“We have been watching you all night and I have been
dying to get my hands on you.” Brad said.
“For real? Wow this is great. So ummm, what do I do?”
“You do nothing,” Kate said, “just lay back and let us
take care of you.”
I leaned back on Brad, resting my head on his chest
and Kate started to undo my shirt. Brad undid his
pants and put my hand on his large, stiffening cock. I
started to massage it. Kate took of my shirt and undid
my bra exposing my large tits to her. She brushed her
lips across my hard nipples then gave one a lick. She
took the other one in her hand and started to squeeze
it and fondle the nipple. I couldn’t help but start to
moan as she started to suck on my nipple, playing with
it, with her tongue. Brad ran his hand through my hair
and tilted me back so he could kiss my neck, then my
lips.
I started to kiss him hard, I was getting more turned
on then I had ever been before. Kate undid my jeans
and slipped them off my hips. She started to kiss my
pussy through my panties, pushing them into my slit
making them wet with my juices. She pulled them down
then kissed my flat stomach. Her lips moved down until
they found my wet, warm slit. Kate brought her hands
up and used her thumbs to push my walls aside so that
she could find my clit and started to kiss and suck
it.
I moaned out loud and Brad started to play with my
tits, lightly squeezing the nipples. My hand moved up
and down his now rock hard cock.
Kate then put two fingers in my wet hole and started
to move them around. It was the first time I ever had
someone else’s fingers in my pussy and it felt so
different then when I did it, it felt so much better.
I could help but to start moving my hips as she sucked
and fucked my pussy with her fingers.
I squirmed with delight, my whole body was taken over
by sexual desire. I had never wanted a cock in my so
much before. As if reading my mind Kate said,
“Brad, she is ready for you now.” He got up from under
me and I laid down on the sofa. He took off all his
clothes revealing an amazing body. His hard cock was
pointing up and I couldn’t wait to have it in me. He
got on top of me as I spread my legs for him to get in
between and kissed me, while he played with my tits. I
moved my hips wanting to push my pussy onto his cock,
but he was waiting, dragging it out. My heart was
racing, I could believe that this was really
happening, that I was really going to lose my
virginity. He reached down and instead of putting his
cock in me, he slipped his fingers in.
Feeling that I was lubed up, he grabbed his cock and
slid it up and down my slit, rubbing it against my
clit. It felt so good. He then lined it up to my tight
opening and pushed it in just a little so that he
could bring his hand back up and on my tit. He kissed
me again and pushed his hard rod into me. I was
distracted from the pain from him squeezing my
nipples. I finally had a cock in me and after the pain
was gone it felt so amazing. He started to push and
pull it out and I brought my hips up to meet him.
He raised his body up and I wrapped my legs around
him. Kate brought her hand to my face and tilted it
towards her. She kissed me and started to fondle my
breast as Brad moved his cock in and out of me. I was
in heaven. Brad picked up the speed and pushed it in
deeper with every thrust.
A warm sensation started in my stomach that I had
never felt before. I cried out. Kate could see on my
face what was about to happen so she backed off so
that Brad could move back down. His warm, naked skin
felt so good on mine. He started to thrust into me
faster and faster. I wrapped my arms around him and
held him tight. The feeling in me kept building up, I
didn’t know what to do so I just held him tighter. I
had an incredible urge to push down and when I did the
build up exploded throughout my entire body. I cried
out as my body tensed up and he kept pumping into me.
Sexual ecstasy seeped through every one of my pours. I
fell back onto the sofa, limp, and he kept pushing his
cock into me. My body quivered and he kept moving in
and out of me. He picked up speed again, causing me to
feel the build in my body again. He slammed his cock
into me and I could tell he was about to cum. I
grabbed him tight and as he thrusted into me a few
more times I started to cum again as he shot his warm
cum into my pussy.
We both fell limp on the sofa, his cock still inside
me. We were breathing heavy enjoying the after sex
glow.
“That was the best birthday present ever.” I sighed.
“Oh we aren’t done yet.” Kate said.
The three of us fucked over and over again that night
until we had no energy left to move.
The next day, after they had left, I was having lunch
with Marie.
“So did you like your birthday gift?” She asked.
“Where did you find those two?”
“I tried out a lot of people, until I met them. I
wanted the best for my baby sister.”
We laughed and enjoyed the rest of our time together
before I had to go back home.

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Happy Anniversary Phone Sex

Layla 

   Cheryl sat at the bar looking at her drink, not
really interested in it. This was a hotel popular with
traveling business men and she was dressed in a red
cocktail dress. She felt out of place. 34 with a slim
body, her shoulder length brown hair and big brown
eyes seemed to be attracting some attention, but she
wasn’t interested. Cheryl was tired of the same old
thing; she craved something different and had made a
plan. Today was the day it was going to happen; there
was no turning back at this point. She got a room and
stocked it with what she needed and now she was
waiting. The nerves made the drink tasteless. She had
never done anything this bold before and she was
worried something would go wrong, but at the same
time, the thought of what she was about to do, excited
her like nothing else had before.
    She looked up and saw him sitting at a table, staring
intently at his laptop. He was perfect. Late thirties,
short, cropped brown hair and amazing green eyes. He
was wearing a black business suit which outlined a
toned, tall body. Cheryl wanted him. She walked over
to his table.
    “Hello there.” He didn’t even look up. “Hello.” She
repeated a little louder.
    “Hummm? Oh hi.” He kept typing away.
    “Are you just passing through? Or do you live around
here?” He seemed irritated by the question and just
kept working on his laptop. “I live near here I just
thought I would check out this place…I’ve never been
in here before…It’s a nice hotel, isn’t it?” He
stopped and took in a deep breath while he pushed
closed the laptop.
    “Look ma’am. I’m sure you are a very nice lady and
all, but I am really busy and I have a deadline that I
can’t miss. So if you wouldn’t mind, I’m sure there
are lots of other guys here that would love your
attention.” He said as he looked up at her.
    “Oh, I’m sorry…I didn’t mean to bug you…I ah…how
about I just buy you a drink and I’ll leave you
alone.”
    “I don’t mean to be rude, I’m just really busy.” He
hesitated a moment looking at her. “Yah sure… I’ll
have a drink. Scotch on the Rocks.”
    “Great, I’ll be right back.”

    When he came to he was lying on a bed. He tried to
move his hands and get up but found that they were
restrained along as his legs. He had been stripped
naked and there was a blind fold over his eyes. What
did she put in my drink? Where on earth did she get
it?
    “Good. You’re awake. Don’t worry about your laptop; I
brought it up here with us.” Cheryl told him. He was
drinking then started to feel a little queasy. He felt
like he was going to pass out and she started leading
him somewhere…
    “Where are we?” He demanded.
    “A room I rented for the night. What’s your name?” He
didn’t answer. “I asked you a question.” She said more
sternly.
    “Robert.”
    “Ok Robert here’s how this is going to work. I am
going to use you any way I want. You are going to do
what you are told, or you will be punished. Tonight
you belong to me.” He didn’t say anything, he just
kept still. Cheryl got up and lit some candles. She
wanted the mood to be right. She let her cocktail
dress fall from her to the floor and she stood over
him savoring the moment. This was going to be even
better than she had hoped.
    She sat on the bed next to him and dragged her nails
down his firm chest and down his stomach. He started
to breathe a little faster.
    “What are you doing?”
    “Don’t ask any questions.” She snapped. “You do not
speak unless I give you permission.” With that she
squeezed his nipple hard causing him to squirm.
    “Think you can do this to me bitch? When I get out of
here I’m going…” She shoved the ball gage into his
mouth and fastened it behind his head. She then
reached over and grabbed the candle and held it over
his body. She tipped it just a little so that some of
the hot wax dripped down on to his bare chest. He
moaned through the gage and she mashed the wax into
his skin.
    “See. That’s what you get for being a bad boy.”
Cheryl put the candle and put one leg over him so that
she could sit on his waist. She then reached behind
her and undid her bra and tossed it over to the side.
This was unbelievable. She had never felt so in
control and it was exciting. Her pussy started getting
wet. She bent over and sucked on one of his nipples.
She kissed his chest and worked her way up to his
neck. There she kissed and nibbled it while she
started to move her hips back and forth on his waist
grinding her pussy on to his skin.
    She sat up and took her, now damp, thong off and put
her warm pussy back on his waist. She put her fingers
in his hair and held his head and bent over and kissed
his lips having to open wide to get over the ball. He
moaned again and she could feel his cock had gotten
nice and hard because the tip was now touching her
ass.
    “Now, I’m going to take this out of your mouth and
you are going to be quiet and do what you are told.”
He nodded. So she undid it and took it off and put on
the table beside them. He kept quiet and she bent over
and kissed him on the lips some more. She grabbed the
headboard to support herself and wiggled her hips up
his body until her pussy was right about his face. She
left it there a moment so that he could get a nice
smell of it. Cheryl rested it down on him.
    “Now eat it bitch and make it good.” His tongue stuck
strait up and found her warm hole. He moved it around
and slid it over and around her clit. She held on to
the headboard and rocked her hips back and forth over
his tongue. She started to moan and breathe hard. She
grabbed one of her tits in her hand and started to
massage it and play with the hard nipple. Holding her
tit, she pushed it up so that she could kiss it and
suck on her nipple. She was in pure ecstasy. He licked
and sucked her clit while she moaned into her tit.
    “Stop now. I want to play with you some more before I
cum.” He obeyed and she stretch out beside him. She
started to kiss and suck his nipple again and massaged
his chest. Her hand moved down until she reached his
cock. It was very hard by now and she squeezed it and
slid her hand down to his balls and started to massage
them as well. He was moaning so she stopped.
    “I think you’re enjoying this too much.” She sat up
and her fingers wrapped around a small flogger she had
kept on the bed beside them. It was bought just
earlier today so it still smelled like leather. She
dangled it on his face and he took a deep breath in
smelling it.
    “W-what’s that?”
    “What did I tell you about talking?” She yelled at
him. She snapped the flogger down on to his chest,
impacting his nipples. He cried out. “Now are you
going to behave yourself?”
    “Yes.”
    “Yes what?”
    “Yes ma’am.”
    “That’s more like it.” She then straddled him again,
this time right over where his hard cock was. She
grabbed it and pointed it up towards her pussy.
Holding it still, she slid her slit on it, rubbing her
clit on his head.
    “Please ma’am, I must ask, I can’t take this any
more. Fuck my cock, please; I want it so much it
hurts.” He was squirming and fighting the restraints.
He tried to shove his cock up in her and she hit him
again with the flogger.
    “What a slut you are. I bet you would love it,
wouldn’t you? As a man you are so helpless aren’t you?
A little cock stimulation and you can’t help yourself.
You are so pathetic. I’m going to fuck you when and
how I want.” She squeezed his cock and held it firm.
Brushing the head in her pubic hair, stimulating it
even more. He started breathing even harder.
Finally, she couldn’t hold herself back and put the
handle of the flogger in her mouth so that both her
hands could be free. Holding his cock in place she
slowly put her pussy over it, enveloping it. Oh, it
felt so good to finally having it in her. All of her
planning was finally paying off. She brought her pussy
up and down the entire length of his cock. She started
rocking her hips on him more, grinding down to get his
cock into her even deeper. She grabbed her tits and
squeezed them as she bounced up and down on his cock
faster and faster. She spit the flogger out of her
mouth and bent over kissing and biting his lips,
muffling his moans. She started gyrating her hips on
his cock and he pushed his cock into her even more.
Her hands went under his back and up to his neck where
she dug her nails into his flesh. Faster and faster
she moved, grinding into him as hard as she could.
The warm bubble started to grow in her pussy, bigger
and bigger until it finally exploded, shaking her
entire body, causing her to cry out in the ecstasy
that over came her. She grinded on him a few more
times until he tensed up and finally cried out as his
warm cum burst into her.
She sat there breathing hard and reached up and took
off the blindfold. Staring into his lovely eyes she
kissed him again and undid the restraints around his
hands. As soon as she did he wrapped her in his arms
kissing her hard.
“Wow, honey that was incredible. What web site did you
get the idea for this?” He asked her. She giggled and
undid the restraint around his feet.
“You were so mean to me at the bar.”
“I didn’t think I could say all of that with a strait
face, but you said you wanted it to be realistic.
Where on earth did you get this ball gag anyway?” She
just smiled and lay down next to him.
“Happy anniversary Robert.”
“So how long do we have this room for anyway…We
shouldn’t let it go to waist now should we.” He said
and kissed her some more, got on top of her and
slipped his cock back into her. He held her hand in
his where their wedding bands clinked together.

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Phone Sex by the Numbers

freaky jade 

A bunch of my friends and I got to talking about how much sex you have to have in order to consider it a good sex life. Of course there was the quality above quantity argument. But eventually we all agreed that no matter how great the fucking is at the time you’re doing the fucking… if you’re not getting it often enough you still got a shitty sex life.

So that started the ‘how much is good, how little is bad, how much is great, how little sucks’ debate. We decided to start in the middle with “good”. We all agreed that once a week is good. But then there are those weeks when the lady half of the couple would rather BBQ and eat the guys head than let him touch her. So we figured 52 weeks in the year minus the 12 weeks that happen once a month when it just ain’t happening would be the good scale. So if you have sex between 40 and 52 times a year your sex life is “good”.

The we had to figure out how to set the other categories. We decided to stay with the 12 point spread since that’s the range in our original “good” category. We started by working down from good, figuring that those are the categories where most men would end up. That gave us 3 categories below good until we got to zero. Then, in the interest of balance, we decided to stick with 3 categories above good as well.

We know full well that a LOT of men are going to claim to be in the top category. We also know that 99.5% of those men are lying. Believe me when I say it, guys… the girls KNOW when you’re lying about your sexual exploits. So before you try to claim a spot in the top category, remember that we know better!

Anyway… here’s the sex life scale. It goes by how many times you fuck in a year.

0 – 15 = in need of medical help

16 – 27 = bad

28 – 39 = needs improvement

40 – 52 = good

53 – 64 = exceeds expectations

65 – 76 = great

77 and up = porn star

(Remember that women know when men lie about sex.)

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Barnyard Subby Freaky Phone Sex Fetish

alyssa 

You called me and told me to be ready in half a hour, that we was going for a ride and that I had better not keep you waiting even one second. I knew what would happen if I kept you waiting I would be whipped severally.
When you got here you tell me to get in the back seat of the car , lay in the seat and put the blindfold on. You handcuff me to the door , you know I am not going to go anywhere but this is all part of my humiliation and training that you have been conditioning me for. When you are in the back of a car and all blindfolded it really is hard to tell how far you are travelling, but I am telling you it seemed like forever before we stopped.
You undid the handcuffs from my wrists and told me to crawl out of the car, as I did I felt something large and heavy wrap around my neck. It was real course and scratchy, after getting used to the feel I could tell it was some heavy rope. You lead me by the rope, I couldn’t see where I was walking I had to trust your every move that you would not let me fall and get hurts, I did trust you I am your slave and you would not hurt me unless I did something to displease you.
I could tell when we entered the barn from the smell of the hay and all the smells that come from the animals that had been into the barn. You lead me a little further and then you told me to get on my knees . I dropped immediatly like a good obdient slave, waiting for your next commands.
You told me that I may take the blindfold off now, the barn was so big , bigger then I imagined, and you told me you had just bought the farm so that we can have a private place for you to enjoy me and that I better get used to the smell as this was going to be my home for the weekend, If I needed to use the bathroom , I would use the hay like the other animals, you wanted to see if was going to object to being treated like a animal . I was going to prove to you I was a good pet and that I would do as I was told, wether I liked it or not.
The weekend came and gone, I stayed in the barn in my own little stall, I sucked your cock when I was told to ,I licked your ass when I was told to , I presented my ass to you when you told me to. I showed you I was obdient and complying to any order you gave me.
As a reward when you took me home you said to be expecting something in my mail ,MMM I do love surprises as much as I love being a good lil slave pet.  
Getting all excited as to what next weekend will take me . MMMMM

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