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Phone Sex by the Numbers

A bunch of my friends and I got to talking about how much sex you have to have in order to consider it a good sex life. Of course there was the quality above quantity argument. But eventually we all agreed that no matter how great the fucking is at the time you’re doing the fucking… if you’re not getting it often enough you still got a shitty sex life.

So that started the ‘how much is good, how little is bad, how much is great, how little sucks’ debate. We decided to start in the middle with “good”. We all agreed that once a week is good. But then there are those weeks when the lady half of the couple would rather BBQ and eat the guys head than let him touch her. So we figured 52 weeks in the year minus the 12 weeks that happen once a month when it just ain’t happening would be the good scale. So if you have sex between 40 and 52 times a year your sex life is “good”.

The we had to figure out how to set the other categories. We decided to stay with the 12 point spread since that’s the range in our original “good” category. We started by working down from good, figuring that those are the categories where most men would end up. That gave us 3 categories below good until we got to zero. Then, in the interest of balance, we decided to stick with 3 categories above good as well.

We know full well that a LOT of men are going to claim to be in the top category. We also know that 99.5% of those men are lying. Believe me when I say it, guys… the girls KNOW when you’re lying about your sexual exploits. So before you try to claim a spot in the top category, remember that we know better!

Anyway… here’s the sex life scale. It goes by how many times you fuck in a year.

0 – 15 = in need of medical help

16 – 27 = bad

28 – 39 = needs improvement

40 – 52 = good

53 – 64 = exceeds expectations

65 – 76 = great

77 and up = porn star

(Remember that women know when men lie about sex.)

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My Little Bitch Phone Sex

My bitch came over to play with me this weekend. She was a hot lil thing. I was in the mood to be in total control and she would be my lil submissive bitch, even though she didn‘t know it. The night started off with fun girl things, we had pizza and watched a movie. After the movie I told her I had something fun planned for her. We went down into my basement and I told her I would love to tie her up and tease her a bit. She was all for it, but she didn’t know what I had in store for her *grinning*. I told her to slip her panties off before I tied her up. I attached her hands to the chains on my ceiling and then had a rope around her neck, running down and tying her knees together. I put up the ball gag and shoved it in her mouth. At this point my friend was rethinking this entire idea. But too late to change your mind now. I started playing with her tits, grabbing her nipples and then smacking them hard. Seeing her flinch was such a turn on. Then I reached around, lifted up that lil skirt and started smacking that sweet ass, leaving nice red hand print. I could see the marks welting up on her ass. She was squirming and moaning in pain. Oh my I was so fucking loving this, being in total control over someone. I decided I wanted a lil more then just the tying up and smacking. So I untied her and attached a bamboo stick across her chest and attaching her arms to it. Then I took two more bamboo sticks and slide them behind her neck, crossing them and fastening them tightly. I took one leg and tied it up to one side of the poles, then proceeded to do the same with the other leg. Having her right where I want her I put on my strappy and lay her on her back. Fucking that tight lil cunt, pounding her harder and harder. Making my lil bitch, beg me for more and more, until she can’t take anymore. I let the lil bitch free from the sticks, but only to tie her up to again *grinning* to a pole in my basement. Once she was all secured, I held on to the chains hanging from the ceiling and shoved my cunt into her mouth. Pushing it hard making her suck and lick me, until my juices squirted all over her pretty lil face. She was a good lil bitch, I untied her and asked if she had as much fun as I did. She looked at me kind of strange, then she cracked a smile. I knew she was a submissive lil bitch, but she is my bitch.

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The New 69 Phone Sex

The New 69!

I’ve done the 69 thing 69 X 69 times. Tongue in my pussy & dick in my mouth. Just gotta love it! I don’t care if I’m on the top or the bottom of it. When I’m top I can practically smother him with my cunt. (Actually, I think that’s totally possible. Would make for some interesting snuff play. Death by cunnilligus!) And when I’m on the bottom I get my head pinned to the floor by a hard throbbing cock!

The only problem with 69 is that there’s not a lot room for variation. Who’s on top? Couch, bed or floor? I hooked up with a pro football player once. He was hella strong. He picked me up upside down so that my thighs were over his shoulders and my pussy was in his face. He stood there licking my cunt while I sucked his cock hanging upside down. As wild as that was, it was just vertical 69. Tongue in pussy & dick in mouth.

Then I did a booty call with a guy who loves to titty fuck my 34DD’s. He had an idea that was so inventive that I just had to try it. And I’m glad I did because it fucking rocked!

I laid down on my back. He kneeled over my head, leaned forward & stuck his dick between my tits. Basically, he was doing an backwards titty fuck. I pushed my tits together and trapped his cock in my cleavage. This is the good part… Once I had his dick between my tits he stuck his head between my thighs and started tongue fucking my pussy!

Finally a new twist on 69! And the best thing about it is that other than holding my tits together so he could fuck them, he was doing ALL the work. I only had to lay there and enjoy it. I got titty fucked with a great load of cum all over them. And I got a pussy licking that made me cum like a screaming banshee. And all I had to do to get it was lay down on the living room floor.

BEING A SLUT RULES!!!

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The Bikini Show

“Is that him? He’s really cute.” Layla asked peeking from behind the curtain.

“I think so.” Dallas replied. Layla and Dallas were roommates that met a year ago because they were both models. Today they were modeling the new line of bikinis on a catwalk. They were thrilled that they both got a spot with this show because there were going to be some big time agents there. The bikinis were gold with chain and diamond rhine stone accents and matching 3 inch heels. The bikinis hugged their hips and showed off their large tits. Dallas was 28 with beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes. She took Layla, only 20, under her wing to help show her the ropes of the business. Layla had brown hair and eyes and an amazing body with long slim legs. The two of them hit it off when they met and soon moved in together.

“That is so him!” Layla said excitedly. They were looking at a tall man with brown hair, hazel eyes and a killer body. His name was Rodney Day and was the man to know if you wanted to make it in the business and they both desperately needed a break. It was their turn to walk down the catwalk. Rodney’s eyes were looking at more then just their bikinis. Dallas made eyes contact and winked at him. He smiled watching the two of them walk and swing their hips. When they were done their walk they went back to where they were watching from behind the curtain.

“Did he see us? What do you think he thought?” Layla bugged Dallas as she peeked into the audience. Rodney saw her peeking and smiled at her. She waved for him to come over then slid her leg out from behind the curtain to give him a good look. He got up and started to walk over.

“Oh my GOD! I can’t believe you just did that Dallas. Is he coming over for real?”

“He’s coming. I think if we work together we can get him interested in taking us on his roster.” Dallas smiled at Layla. She smiled back and felt a tingle in her pussy. The two of them shared a bed and had sex all the time even though they both dated men. The thought of putting on a show for this hot guy made Layla excited. When Rodney came behind the curtain, Layla could barely contain herself. He was so stunning to look at and the bulge forming in his pants was quite impressive too.

“Hey sweet thing. My friend and I were interested in becoming part of your roster and we are wanting to show you how much that would mean to us. There is a costume storage room just around the corner, we could go there and give you our pitch.” Dallas had such confidence talking to him. Layla had always admired that about her.

“I am already very interested in you two, so a little more convincing would seal the deal.” He said smiling at them. They led him to the room. When they opened the door it was dark and Layla had a little trouble finding the light switch. When she did turn the light on they saw racks of clothes along the walls going all the way to the back. At the back was a couch and table. Dallas closed the door behind them and locked it.

“You just make your self comfy on the couch there and enjoy the show.” Dallas said pointing to the couch. He sat and started to massage his crotch.

Dallas and Layla faced each other and started to kiss each other hard. Their tits squished together. Layla started to kiss Dallas’s soft tit through the bikini and her hands moved down to give her ass a squeeze. Layla got on her knees and started to kiss Dallas’s pussy. She then slipped a finger under the bikini and found her sweet spot. Dallas moaned as Layla started to tickle her clit. She then bit the side of the bikini and started to pull it down with her teeth. She got it down to her knees and slipped it the rest of the way down with her hands as her face went back up to her wet pussy. Layla slipped her tongue into Dallas’s slit. She found her clit and started to suck on it as she then slipped three of her fingers into her pussy. Dallas removed her top and started to squeeze and rub her nipples as Layla worked below. Dallas moaned as Layla hit all the right places.

“Lay down sweetie.” She told Layla and she did. Dallas straddled her and kneeled down. She bent over and started kissing her neck and slowly moved down to Layla’s large tits. Dallas then bit the bikini top and pulled it off of Layla. Dallas kissed and sucked Layla’s nipples and moved a hand down to her pussy and slipped it under the swim suit into her pussy. Layla started to squirm with pleasure and cried out as Dallas softly bit her nipple. Dallas then moved down and pulled the rest of Layla’s bikini off. She then turned around and straddled Layla’s face with her pussy. She eased it down and Layla’s tongue got to work. Dallas bent over and buried her face into Layla’s wet, warm pussy. The two of them sucked and licked each other. Layla spread her legs wide so Dallas could get in nice and deep. Their bodies heaved and they were breathing fast. Dallas rocked her hips faster as she stopped what she was doing to catch her breath. Layla grabbed her hips and sucked faster and harder as Dallas tensed up and cried out as she came hard. She fell to the floor next to Layla trying to catch her breath.

Layla Looked up at Rodney to see he had taken his huge cock out of his pants and was stroking it. Layla decided to be bold.

“Ever since I saw you I have been wanting to ride that cock of yours.”

“By all means come slip your pussy on it.” He said. Layla got up and straddled him. She grabbed his cock and held it up as she lowered her wet pussy onto it. She cried out at how good it felt in her. Dallas got up and sat beside them and started to kiss Layla as she started to rock her hips back and forth on his hard cock. Dallas backed off so that Rodney could get a mouth full of Layla’s tit. Dallas slipped her hand down and started to finger Layla’s clit as she rocked on his cock. Layla cried out and pushed down hard on his cock as she exploded with pleasure. Rodney couldn’t wait any longer and flipped her on to the floor so he could pound into her hard. Each thrust caused her whole body to jerk and she loved it. She wrapped her legs around him as he punished her pussy with his cock. She cried out louder the rougher he got. She dug her nails into him and bit his neck and this caused him to thrust a few more times then he teemed up and froze as his cum flooded into her. He pushed in a couple more times grunting as he released even more cum. He slumped beside her pulling out his softening cock.

“You two are amazing. I want to see you both in my office first thing Monday morning.” Rodney said. The two girls looked at each other and smiled, knowing they were going to have good celebrating sex that night.

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Hot Dreamy Phone Sex

hi,guys

im sweet and hot marie

im the girl,down the street you love to meet,im the girl at the beach thats laying in the sand.

im the girl in your hot tub with all the bubbles all over me.

im the girl of all your hot sexy wet dreams.

just dream about you and me getting so hot rubbing my body to your body. me teaseing you in all the right spots.i bet that makes you hot just thinking about it.

so if you like hot sexy hot talk call me

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Family Fun Phone Sex

Me & my mom hadn’t seen each other in 7 years. Not since I ran away when I was 14. ( http://roxyrebels.blogspot.com/2007/09/fate-is-fucked-up.html ) We totally lost contact with each other. Not long after I ran away she moved too. I didn’t know where she was & she didn’t know where I was.Then I got this job doing phone sex cause my boyfriend didn’t want me working the streets no more. A little bit after I started working there another new girl came on. Funny thing was… she had the same name as my mom. We started talking & got to know each other. We got to be friends pretty quick just like I did with the other girls. Then the bosses got her pics loaded up. She WAS my mom!!!! She didn’t recognize me from my pics but I knew her. We spent a few months getting to know each other again and finally we decided that she should come for a visit.Mom is HOT! So is Bobby my boyfriend. They both say I’m hot too. When we were planning the visit we teased & talked a lot about her fucking Bobby & us doing a 3-some & even just me & her getting it on. The first couple of days were all like you might expect. Proper. Polite. Hugs. And a lot of talking.

Then the 3^rd night came. We took mom out for dinner and had some drinks. Then when we got home we drank some more. Bobby walked up behind me when I was getting mom another beer. He reached under my arms and grabbed both my tits. Mom laughed and said the if he was going to do that my tits should be naked for it. So Bobby pulled off my shirt and my bra over my head all in one move ad then grabbed my tits again.

I didn’t know what to do. I had been teasing with mom about us all getting naked together but being there topless in front of her my mind went totally blank. When she got up & came over to where we were standing I thought she was gonna push him away & give me my shirt back. But she didn’t. she only moved one of his hands and started sucking on my tits.

The next thing I knew bobby was holding me up in the air by my arms while my mom took off all the rest of my clothes. She told him to take me to the couch and they both started sucking my tits. It was so fucking great!!!

I don’t know when they got undressed but the next thing I knew I was sucking on my moms tit like I was a baby again and I had Bobby’s big dick in my hand and was stroking it. We all rolled over together and Bobby was between mom’s legs and he rammed his cock right up her pussy in one hard thrust. Mom made that scream/moan noise girls make when they like how they’re getting fucked. She looked at me with this expression in her eyes that I can’t describe. But when she looked at me like that I couldn’t help but kiss her hard and plunge my tongue into her mouth. We kissed like that until Bobby made her scream with an orgasm.

The we both sucked Bobby’s cock together until he blew his load all over us. Mom licked his cum off of me. And then I did the same to her. But as I was licking the cum off of her, she pushed my head down until I was between her legs and licking her pussy. By that time Bobby had got his second wind and started fucking me in the ass while I licked my moms cunt. Every time he slammed his cock into my ass it pushed my face into my mom’s pussy and I got a face full of her juices.

We fucked & fucked until we all passed out. I woke up on the couch spooned up with mom and her arms around me squeezing me so tight it was like her life depended on holding on to me. I didn’t move at all. Even when Bobby came out of the bedroom & got a drink I laid there still. We didn’t say anything. I just smiled at him. He nodded his head & went back to the bedroom. I heard him calling in and saying he wouldn’t be going to work that day. I stayed there in mom’s arms until she woke up almost an hour & ½ later.

It wasn’t the last time we fucked that week. We were on each other 3 or 4 times a day. Me and mom even made love to each other when Bobby was gone at work. I never cried for her once in the 7 years after I ran away. Not even when I found out she had moved and I had no way of knowing where she went. But when we said goodbye at the airport at the end of her visit I started weeping. Just a little. But when me & Bobby got back to the car & started driving home I cried harder than I can remember ever crying about any thing else since my dad died.

I love my mom.

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Hot Water Phone Sex!!

OMG! We are SO bad and I swear we’re getting worse!

Our house has a bout slip. That’s like a garage on the water that you can just drive the boat right into without having to put it on a trailer. Payton and I don’t own a boat, but we do have a wave runner.

My son Josh and Payton love it. They’re little freaking dare devils on it speeding around at the speed of sound and jumping over waves and wake from other boats. I’m not so confident on it. It always feels like it’s about to tip over. It doesn’t help that Payton dumped me off the back of it more that once. She guns the engine and I go toppling off the back upside down. She’s done it 3 times!

This last Thursday Payton came to me and said, “It’s time for you to get over your fear of the wave runner, Krys.”

She made me drive and got on behind me with her arms around my waist. She yelled at me a few time to go faster until we reached a speed she liked. So there I am, ½ scared shitless, bouncing across the gulf of Mexico on this little demon machine when I suddenly realize that Payton isn’t holding on to my waist any more. Her hand had slipped under my float vest and she was hanging on to my tit! No wonder the guys on the party boat were blowing their air horn at us.

Once I realized where that hand was, I started paying attention to her other hand. It was slowly sliding down my belly and teasing at the waistband of my bikini bottom. I look over my shoulder at her and she gave me that little devil smile of hers. Then she slid her hand into my bottoms and dipped one of her fingers into my pussy.

I didn’t know what to do. On one hand I was trying desperately to control the wave runner. And on the other hand I just wanted to close my eyes, let my head fall back and enjoy my girlfriend playing with my pussy. Payton has great hands and she can play my body like an instrument. She had 2 fingers greedily probing my slippery wet pussy pushing them as deep into me as she could manage. And at the same time her thumb was working my clit ruthlessly. The hand she had on my tit found my hard erect nipple and she started pinching and twist it. The she started kissing and licking my neck which has always been a weakness of mine.

I was gone! I lost all track of where I was and what I was doing. I lost myself in what my love was doing to me and how she was making me feel. I do have to admit. At that moment I could not have been any less afraid of the wave runner. That was until she made me cum.

The orgasm ripped through my body with the force of a tsunami. The wave of pleasure that hit me made me throw my head back and cry out louder than the engine’s roar. And then….

I came so hard that I must have jerked my arms and yanked on the handle bar of the wave runner. I don’t know how it happened, but the wave runner nosed down into the water and threw us both over the top of the handle bars and into the ocean.

After the 50 yard swim to get back to the wave runner, we realized that we were MILES out away from the shore. My head hurt bad from the crash so I made Payton drive us back. Apparently I had been enjoying her playing with me for quite a while. Because when we were about ¼ of a mile from the house when we ran out of gas! Luckily a neighbor passed by and towed us in.

So I did have a great time out on the wave runner with Payton. But that crash hasn’t made me like the damn thing any more.

I love that woman!

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Hey guys! Looking for a girl that has no limits? That loves it naughty? If you are then give me a call! The naughtier the better 🙂 Nothing is off limits with this barely legal cutie pie! Anything goes! And I know you’ll love my sweet little voice. Plus, I’ve got a giggle that’ll drive you crazy!….hehe. I can’t wait to hear all the dirty things that turn you on…I just know it’ll turn me on too. Talk to ya soon…giggles

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MILF Phone Sex with Cory

In every neighborhood all over the world there is always the one lady who is the hot mom on the block that all the guys young and old seem to always hang around for one reason or another.

I happen to love looking out my window seeing all the adoreing men and barely legal boys seeing them working on their cars hald hardly or trimming the hedges for the 5th time that week , I know they are all our there waiting for me to go out there for whatever reason so they can get the chance to see me in my see through sundress of my short shorts and too small top that really shows off my big titties. If I am feeling especially naughty I lay out tanning in my string bikini and just wait to see who is brave enough to come over and talk to me.

Yes I am a hot piece of eye candy but I also have the reputation of taking any one of these guys in and showing the my other skills, and that there is more to me then just seeing my sexy body.

I invite one lucky guy in and with very little small talk , he is standing naked before me, his big cock standing straight out in my face , just begging for my mouth to take him in and suck him good and hard. I like to take my time sucking cock, nice and slowly licking my way up and down his shaft loving the feel of his tight skin on my lips and tongue. I can tell when he has had enough of this slow tease as he will be moaning loader, begging me to please suck it. I wrap my lips around his cock and suck him in nice and slow sliding my way down on his shaft harder and deeper. He grabs the side if my head and slams his cock into me deeper into my throut banging me, fucking my mouth like there is no tomorrow. I love the taste of cum but I do love to be fucked alot too, so sometimes I make him stop so he can spread my pussy apart with his rod. MMM feeling his fuck me so hard and deep gets me so wet I c ream so hard on his cock, doesn’t take long before he unloads deep inside of me.. MMMMMMM I sure do love the neighborhood that I live in. Perhaps you would like to call and play with me too, get what all the boys here have been getting and craving.

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We Might Get Caught Phone Sex

Most everyone knows that I loooove playing in my room. I have it set up with everything that a girl and a special guy could need while exploring each other…lots of pillows, candles, toys…gotta have my special dildo! and lingerie…for both of us if the mood strikes.
What I don’t have is my own place…there is a separate entrance to my room for visitors, but my parents room is right down the hall.
You see, I’m just 18 and in high school and have to indulge my never ending need for cock somehow!

One night, I was taking a big 10.5 inch cock especially hard. Zak had me bent over my vanity chair and was fucking me so hard my whole body was shaking! I could barely fit him in me, it was all I could do to keep from screaming.

I’m always worried that my stepdad will hear me moan or cry out and come to investigate…it is so hard to take a good pounding without really letting out any sounds of ecstasy..Especially when my pussy, ass or open mouth is being ravaged!

I’d love for you to call and make me forget how quiet I need to be….