Sploshing Phone Sex with Sybil

Splish and splash and SPLOSH! Oh, how I love a good sploshing phone sex call! Maybe it appeals to the fact that this mid-30s age mother of a grown son still has a bit of the little kid in her that I like to talk about getting wet and messy and playing in the wet mess until the caller makes a mess on himself when he cums and I get wet in my pussy. One thing I have always liked is watching old movies where someone gets a pie in the face. In real life, I have played with pie in the face games in which I got the pie and in which I smashed the pie in someone else’s face. Have you pelted something with a cream pie? Have you been pelted with a cream pie?

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I bet it got you turned on to play with that squishy cream and put it elsewhere! I love strawberry short cakes and make them as a dessert on special occasions for me and my husband. The whipped cream that tops a strawberry short cake can also be sprayed on my tits and belly and on another woman’s tits and belly or on a man’s chest and belly and we can rub it all over the body. I put strawberry jam on the tits of a cute female friend with benefits. Later I substituted blueberry jam and put it on my nipples for my husband. I like to put honey on my body and have my husband play with it and spread it on me while I put some honey on him. Nothing sweeter than honey — except a splashing scene that makes good use of honey! Whether you like what I have described or use something else, tell me all about your experiences in the wet and messy scene! Call me and we have an interesting and hot sploshing phone sex call.

Sploshing Phone Sex with Lydia

Since I just told one of my fuck buddies to eat my dick, I thought maybe some of you little sploshing phone sex faggots would enjoy actually eating OFF my dick. I could appreciate my cock serving as the platter on which your bedtime snack is served. Spread some cake icing on it and call it your cake pop while you satisfy your sweet tooth. Add some icing to my gorgeous tits and you’ll have a balanced meal. My whole body is your buffet – all you have to do is decorate it with delicious slippery and sticky substances and then lick your way to the things you want the most. Could be my cock, could be my ass – it’s really up to your taste buds.

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Before you lick me clean, I’d love to feel your hands spreading gooey food all over my body. Splatter me with sweet liquids and then watch as they drip down my gorgeous body. If you’re into receiving, I’d happily return the favor. We can cover the place with plastic, Dexter style, and then roll all around the room as we rub our slicked up bodies together. There are so many food items that would be fun to play with. Together we can list the things we like most – I just hope our sploshing phone sex doesn’t get me hungrier than it does horny. I’d love to pour sweetened condensed milk all over my cock, have you lick it off, then pour some more on it and fuck you on your back like a sweet little cream-filled bitch. I guess horny is winning out right now…

So what’s your favorite sploshing phone sex substance? There’s so much to choose from that the menu seems endless. I want to hear what you want to rub on my body and what you want to lick off my dick. For that you have to call 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Lydia. I’ll be waiting!

Fat Girl Phone Sex with Malissa

I’m not shy about the fact that I’m a bit of a chonker. If you don’t know what that means, a simple google image search will tell you all you need to know. I have soft natural breasts, long silky hair, an extremely wet and eager cunt, and a very sweet disposition. What guy wouldn’t love an absolute unit of a girl like me? Honestly, I get a lot of fat girl phone sex calls from men who know how to appreciate a curvier body. I’m thick in all the right places: ass, titties, and a juicy fat pussy and I will definitely purr when you pet me.

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I know that a lot of young guys my own age are selfish and only want to use me. Sometimes boys from school say humiliating things to me while they do so. I don’t really mind, I guess but I’ve kind of backed off on fooling around with selfish schoolboys. Older men seem to appreciate fat girl phone sex a whole lot more. They love my wiggles & jiggles. Their hands squeeze and grope my thicc hips as they make me cream all over their cocks.

The best part about having fat girl phone sex with is it puts plenty of sexy encounters on the table like experimenting with sensual food play (think strawberries and whipped cream or even champagne)! I love whipping up homemade whipped cream and then licking it off your body. You can eat it off mine, too! Rarer food kinks like feederism, vore, and sploshing are definitely on the table too!

If you never considered having a chubby girlfriend before, you totally should! I promise that even dating a bigger girl is more fun. I can always decide where to eat and I will never turn down a cheeseburger. I’ve also heard that my pussy is much tighter and wetter than a skinny wench’s! Imagine exploring my body like a playground. You can always be yourself around me, and I’ll always understand. When you have fat girl phone sex you can have it all!

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Sploshing Phone Sex with Heidi

Yummy, yummy… in my tummy!! That’s how I feel about a lot of delish dishes, and the simple fact is that no matter how yummy something is, it’s even more delicious when it’s a part of a sploshing phone sex call! I mean, I LOVE licking the icing off a cupcake, but wouldn’t you rather I be licking it off your cock? Yeah, I would too. Even better if you want to lick it off me 😉

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I mean, there are no limits with sploshing phone sex, aside from the limits of your taste buds. If you can eat it, you can eat if off of me. Or you can just enjoy rubbing it all over my body, letting your hands slip and slide through as I pour cans of creamed corn or tubs of tapioca pudding all over my breasts and pussy. I love the way it feels to have a man’s hands moving over every curve when they’re lubed up with sweet, slippery stuff! I’m dying to feel freshly made, warm vanilla pudding rubbed all over my pussy, and maybe even inside my enormous ass crack! I bet you’re picturing it now, aren’t you? Your hands creating abstract food art and my pale, Rubenesque body is your canvas!

You know a girl like me has an appetite, especially for sweets. Let’s wrestle in something that we can lick off each other – I vote for chocolate mousse! We can mix it with cherry pie filling and make Black Forest fun! Or how about peanut butter and jelly? Butterscotch pudding, or orange marmalade – it really doesn’t matter, because sploshing phone sex means we can come up with our own recipe for pleasure each time you call!

Well, tonight I’m feeling like I’d really love a banana split, with chocolate ice cream, marshmallow, whipped cream, and of course, we can’t forget the nuts! Yours…bring them to the ice cream sploshing phone sex party when you call 1 888 8 FREAKY – don’t forget to ask for Heidi because you have good taste…or is it because you taste good? XOXO

Sploshing Phone Sex with Shay

Have you ever heard of sploshing phone sex? The answer might be no but that’s ok I’m going to tell you all about it baby.

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Splish splash splosh !!! Sploshing is when someone gets off and cums over messy food play. Sometimes food wrestling, laying in foods and even force-feeding, you name it’s done. It’s truly a hot fetish if you ask me. Sploshing does not always center around sex. Being aroused over a hot girl like myself even fully dressed covered in wet foods is sploshing. I guess its called wet and messy for a reason huh. But I might add who wouldn’t want to see me covered in wet food while wearing a skin-tight dress?

You can use any kind of food for sploshing phone sex and if you want to have this kind of phone sex with me you will have to work with whatever i have in my fridge. Many love raw eggs but that is not happening I’m deathly allergic guys. Some things we could use are milk, peanut butter, real butter, ketchup, pie if I have any but I do always have pudding in the house. Once I saw a video with a girl covered in baked beans!! I think I would look very hot pouring milk over my tits and it running down between my legs. Or rubbing the Reese Peanut Butter I have here all over my titties. Would you like to lick it off me?

There was a sex guy not too long ago that was talking on a podcast about his ex-roommate who would use mustard and ketchup to jerk off with. Like he was using it instead of lube what was the other one my mind drew a blank….. oh ya Mayo. I would love to experience that just saying.

I also read online about sploshing where the woman sits in a cake or a pie That would be doable for me as long as it made you horny and you licked me clean of all the cake and frosting. I love creamy foods on my pussy personally. I love the texture of it. My pussy feels so good covered wet gooey food.

Want to try sploshing phone sex with me? Call me 1 888 8 FREAKY and ask for Shay!!!

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